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# i also disagree with the ratings
but just the facial hair ones
stalin and hitler should have it higher and lower respectively
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Also, Hitler wouldn't be a 10 on madness.
He was abused by his Jewish father, and he was refused entry to art school and promotion by Jews - so it was a natural assumption that Jews were against him, lead by his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hmmm
I think he probably had some psychological problems which occured aside from the problems which developed due to his abusive father.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Most likely, but not enough to put him on a ten.
He was also sent mixed signals by his parents, his mother doted on him heavily and his father, was abusive.

The conflicts there would be enough to screw anybody up.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Goebbels
shot himself and his wife and his kids*

*not in that order...

THAT'S fooked up
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# He actually poisoned his wife and children, which I think is worse.
Then he shot himself.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hmm
my bad :P still, death occurred :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# everybody sing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ahhh thank god
you didn't have anything to do with the albert hall

god bless the original lyrics =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hardly original
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Never heard that version
It doesn't scan, either.


'cos Hitler, has only got one ball!
The other, is in the Albert Hall.
'cos his mother (The dirty bugger!)
chopped it off when he was small!
Th' army, shot it into a tree!
th' navy, shot it out to sea!
Where the fishes
Got out their dishes;
And had scallops, and bollocks
for teeaaaa
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# i have heard parts of that
the one i posted is sometimes porceeded like:
up jumped the colnels son
the cheeks of his arse went bang
and blew his balls off a thousand miles away
knackers in the new cut hay
knackers like chinese crackers
were blown for millions
of miles away......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# f*cking Brilliant!!!!
....:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# nope..I think it was his 'jewish' dads cock up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# But ..
Hitlers Dad was his Mothers uncle from a family who intermarried cousins etc an awful lot..So I think a dodgy set of chromasomes, only having one bollock, having an abusive uncle/father figure and an overprotective mother are pretty good ingredients for a barmy personality....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:08, archived)