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(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ha ha!
good point well made!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# MMmmm
The sex bits look like pizza.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# sex bits?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# The bit the arrow is point at
At least I assume they're sex bits. Its rectum is under its tail, so it's not that
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# those are its udders.

to get to the sex bits that are located around the same point at the rectum.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^This
Have you never seen any vet programmes at all? They're always sticking their arms up cows' sex bits.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ahhh
Oop.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# i went round with a french man once when i was younger
he artificially inseminated cows.

he has a big vat of nitrogen in the boot of his car and it was in rural france, it was a funny old day.

my dad was there as well, before anyone says anything about me going around with a french man.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I don't think
the sex bits are shown.

You may be under some horrible misunderstanding of where milk comes from.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# i think he need to go back to biology class.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# moo! yay!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i prefer dark chocolate :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# You don't want to know how they make it dark
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# they make it at night
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# with the light off
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# whilst wearing sunglasses
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Add japanese shoes?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# /pray for random quotes board
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it all good baby.

but you still wouldn't catch me eating chocolate.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Why on earth not?
Do you not eat chocolate or do you just run really, really fast when you have some?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# i've not touched it since 1993
filthy stuff.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# and to think they moaned at WildLes
over his suggestion that Maltesers were made by squirrels.

Now they are making them from squirrels*

*Don't sue me
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# its funny
because im currently eating them.
Maltesers, not squirrels.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Caution:
Tubercolosis.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# is that a giant potato?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# My Tubers,
Are the collosusist.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I stand down,
Your tuber is actually Collosus.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *points out historical inaccuracy*
contrary to popular belief, the Colossus of Rhodes bestrode nowt. It was built over land.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# To be fair,
it could still see the water...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I'd like a bit of fence, please
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# It's made of chocolate!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)