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# clifton. bernie clifton.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# did he invent Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I thought Bristol was invented by the Czechs

noice pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no, bristol was invented by the japanese during WWII
get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# After cutting his teeth on the northern club circuit Bernie became a regular TV face in the mid seventies
appearing on the Lulu show, presenting 'Crackerjack' guesting on many big name variety shows and during a royal variety performance show reducing the Queens to tears of laughter. He then joined MI5 and rose to the ranks of a 00. Licensed to kill, he still performs nightly in Halifax.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The Man with the Golden Ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# You know Bernie Clifton was born in my hometown of St.Helens
/M3 fun facts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# well...err...the author of the worst witch books lives down the road from me.
i use her swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# From Oswald With Love
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# The Ostrich is not Enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Clifton. Tony Clifton.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahhaha
needs more ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)