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# Bond. James Bond.
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# clifton. bernie clifton.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# did he invent Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I thought Bristol was invented by the Czechs

noice pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no, bristol was invented by the japanese during WWII
get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# After cutting his teeth on the northern club circuit Bernie became a regular TV face in the mid seventies
appearing on the Lulu show, presenting 'Crackerjack' guesting on many big name variety shows and during a royal variety performance show reducing the Queens to tears of laughter. He then joined MI5 and rose to the ranks of a 00. Licensed to kill, he still performs nightly in Halifax.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The Man with the Golden Ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# You know Bernie Clifton was born in my hometown of St.Helens
/M3 fun facts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# well...err...the author of the worst witch books lives down the road from me.
i use her swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# From Oswald With Love
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# The Ostrich is not Enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Clifton. Tony Clifton.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahhaha
needs more ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Nicely done, have a Connery!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# cor
bit whiffy tho. he's used, isn't he?

go back and bring us a fresh one!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Fuck, a thread to die for!

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# isn't that the name of the next Bond film?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no
the next film will be entitled 'oh for fuck's sake, not ANOTHER one, can't this be left to die while the slightest shred of dignity remains?'

or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# meh
next you'll be telling me that the star wars films are good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# just cos you prefer the 'gritty realism' from your part in Albert Square,
don't mock us people who are easily impressed by gadgets and special effects...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# you have made a powerful enemy today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# whatcha gonna do, set 'Arrrrfur' on me?
or 'Big Mo'? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha you tell him!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# That's an awesome tagline.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# what? YOU BASTARD?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ex-cisley!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# ...they'd never fit all that on the posters....
and as for getting someone to sing that as the main theme...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i don't know
i can sing that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Milli Vanilli?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Amy Winehouse has apparently been approach by Barbara Brocolli for the next one....
/I kid ye not
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# "Well, one of us smells like a Tart's hankerchief..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# now that's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# shpectular
woo for thish
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# nay bad sir
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a missus..
but thank you. ;)
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# oh yes, so you are
how rude of me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Not all of us..
can have such a gender-exposing username! :D
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# imagines a little flag with BANG on it coming out
"Not again Q"

and pipes woo for this
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# i doubt that gun'll do much good
theres no hole
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Acetastic!
Look at him pout!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# BLOND! JAMES BLOND?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# that's a big weapon he's got
*snurf*

woo there!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# "Looks like an ordinary gun, James.
But when you fire it, you'll realize the end is sealed up and it explodes in your face."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Boris Bond
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(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha, that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)