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# haha
'you look kind of stupid for a stormtrooper'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I'd Leia . . . C];0)
Who is she?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# that ignorant bint
chepstow travelodge
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ahh . . .
can I retract me 'would'


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# too late!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I'll just add this "n't" on the end then . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# windowsn't?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i'm surprised
that no-one has done porpoise hilton

EDIT: ok ok .. everyone has "done" her .. but you know what i mean!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i'm not
/catty
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ooh wow
it's a bit early in the week for bitchyness .. but then i can forgive you when there's a pic of Paris just up there :S
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# in the blowhole?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Did you gross yourself out?
Hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I did a bit . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# You can
but I will remember...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# 'ning!
Beer tomorrow...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Saw it - didn't you get my GAZ?
Also: Meh, summer hours *mutters inaudibly*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# yeah
read the BT . . . I said it was for everyone else . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ah, sorry - I missed that.
That's just about the only BT I haven't read today too! =)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Anyway
what's it like being 40?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Haha, I'll tell you when I find out.
Be sure and let me know =)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# no. No.
and NO!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# The interrogation begins..
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Wowzer!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# There's something very appealing about a woman in a Stormtrooper outfit.
*Must get out more*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I think
if you got it out anymore you'd be locked up!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# 'ning KW.
*ruffles fur*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# 'ello K-Mo!
*Licks down tufts*

How've you been?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I've been seriously busy mate.
It's ridiculous, I come into work and they make me do stuff! Don't they know how busy I am?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# its a joke.
got damn company making us do what we're paid for. Don't they know how much time b3ta takes up?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# the one on the right,
shemale?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Does the thought of that turn you on?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# more than you can imagine
:)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I don't know about that.
You don't know how much I can imagine! =)

'ning
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Drat
Now I'm imagining you getting turned on by a shemale...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahaa
double jeopardy
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# ok ...
hands up who's the sick bastard who gets turned on by that!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# what? the idea of verity imagining me being turned on by shemales?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# yeah
maybe i should have asked who isn't turned on by that .. i don't want to flood the board ...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# i'm wanking as we speak.
not because of any of this... I just thought i'd let you know.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# it's turning you on
isn't it

:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *blush*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# let's face it
turning the average B3tan on isn't hard ... turning them off is the tricky bit.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i always carry a signed photo of DTH for such emergencies
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# "I don't know, I can imagine pretty much"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# 'ning sexy
Happy birthday :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# 100% woman
google image 'SWchick Sandy'

She makes Sci-Fi props :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I think I'm in love
sorry kylie. its over between us
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed..
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I think I'm just a sucker for any chick with a blaster
*edit* Not a shemale reference.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I missread that as "sorry kyle.."
Something going on with Mr Katarn we should know about?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# No you're right,
Mine was a typo.
Except he hogs the bed covers so I felt we should end it.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I see ninja action
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# well i'd invade
her death star anytime*



*still not talking about paris there. I'd catch something nasty
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# There's summat really wrong with this
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# no, you can shop that in nowadays
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# General Pinochet is melting!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *goes off to make a feature film with that title*
in the tradition of 'one of our dinosaurs is missing'
the decommissioned wax bust of pinochet from madame tussauds has been stolen
but it contains gordon brown's secret plans for the next election victory
will a crew of dedicated brownites find it
before the gangsters melt it down & reveal its secret*

*classifed '15' for scenes of melting and mild politics
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)