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# Inspired by the weekends apparent sporting activity and son's forthcoming birthday
My son said he wanted 'anything Chelsea' for his room. Have I got this right?

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why not get him a Range Rover?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Yes
A black one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Pensioners ftw!
*goes to find Mourinho's dog*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# needs more scuba gear
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# needs more chelsea clinton
..not that i'd want her in my bedroom
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i bet you wouldn't kick her out.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# mindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleach
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# chelsea clinton?



(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# She doesn't look too bad here
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I reckon she's rather lovely, post-surgery
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# that's not plastic surgery
that's what we call a "hair" "cut"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# my hair cuts never change my teeth or chin
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning,
and the first thing that I heard....

was a song outside my window,
and the traffic wrote the words

It came a-reeling up like christmas bells,
and rapping up like piiiiiiiiiipes and drums!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# so i flick through a few jazz mags
and pulled my pud until it cums.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:29, archived)