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Beer and fags go hand in hand for many and a lot of heavy smokers are also heavy drinkers. In a bid to offset the possible impact on alcohol sales of punters being turned outside for a cigarette, many pubs are focusing on food. It's resulted in the demand for chefs going through the roof and their wages could follow.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Nobody cares about the cool kids any more.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# It's true.
They go shunned and unloved throughout their hip lives.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I saw that
And thought huh?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Mr.Bobs, have I missed something here?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'm randomly copying and pasting content from BBC news
You're this afternoon's lucky recipient!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *massages*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# *purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Oh thanks mate
much appreciated. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# What...
...a novel way to spend the afternoon, and what an excellent service you have provided for us all.

Needs more fluff, however.
(Quixall, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good
*stands out in the ill wind smoking*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i can't wait to be in the nice warm pub while the smokers freeze outside in the winter!
although climbing the mountain of butts will be problem....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Balls to that
I'm going to start spending the winters in India.
they've had no smoking in pubs in Goa for years and no one takes the blindest bit of notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha!
'i'm just nipping off for a pint and a fag'
4 months later
'i'm back!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# \o/
Actually I'm not convinced i'd survive 4 months out there - all the naughty things in life are just too cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# =D
i say!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
Well gues what mate, drinkers are next on the government's unhealthy hit-list, so enjoy that smug feeling while you still can..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Beer and fags certainly go hand in hand with me
normally with pint in the left and the fag in the right

Lav-ley!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# what do you
hit with?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I'd rather not say with ladies present...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# What lady?
Show me a lady and justify that comment!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# cooee!
*waves*
wait, its not saturday is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Saturday?
No ... not yet.
Saturday is taking it's time coming this week :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# this is a four day week for me!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I think he means me!
*removes dress & wig*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# most of those consequences were crap
I especially loved the guy that started smoking because all his friends were outside smoking - you'd have thought that by the age you're legally allowed to drink and smoke that you'd be over the phase of doing things because your mates do.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Plus
I don't see what being outside has to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# so they'll replace smoking with eating and the uk will get even fatter!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)