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[challenge entry] On the evolution theme....
(Hope this hasnt been done)

No! Bad monkeys! Stay back!! AAARGH!

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(Goodie, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# not sure i understand
but that big grey box seems to be casting a very odd shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Indeed
Who thought we were related Reverand?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# not sure
but shared surnames are common aren't they, mr dan?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Hmm. Suppose so
I never looked at it that way Mr Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Me neither, mr Dan
can i call you milkman by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Course you can
Reverend
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# milkman,
are you a real milkman?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# No
My inspiration is drawn from
www.redmeat.com
Which I have nothing to do with.
Are you a real reverend?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# yes.
yes i am. i've got a certificate and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Where from?
Does this mean you can marry me to a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# in 50 states in america, yes
not sure the law concerning the uk though

www.ulc.org
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Goodness
Gracious
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# On the subject of which
have you seen this? Just rediscovered it today. Very nice.
(prehensile, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I just read a Milkman Dan one
And it was the funniest thing ever!
Thnakyou
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# hmmmm
makeashorterlink.com/?E3E724B33
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Too subtle?
(Goodie, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# The devil?
I'm very drunk....
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Come on guys!
I thought u were b3tans!
I think Ill have to redo it
(Goodie, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Got it! Aaaarrgh!
The Fear! times 50
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I saw it..
...aaaaaagh etc.
(prehensile, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# yeah
make it less subtle. i'm wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Me too
I just tried to drink my girlfriend under the table. Failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# For a start
She probably wouldn't fit in a pint glass.
*Badum-tish*
(prehensile, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Haha!
Neither would I
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# don't
geddit :-(
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oh right i get it ;-)
W/Y/H

i'm a bit slow tonight
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Ahem...
The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear! The Shadow Fear!

Better? Very subtle. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# My first attempt at doing shadows
My shareware animation program expired, so now Im trying to do better quality images, so I've dusted off the ol' copy of potato shop for some stills.

What do u guys reckon of it as my 2nd ever still image?

1st attempt
(Goodie, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# lovely
just need to rotate the e and n back in the other direction, but otherwise lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# is it that big dog
out of bob the dog or whatever it was called?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# i'm just too pissed
to understand anything.

damn france, selling smirnoff for cheap... i'm too drunk
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
i see it now
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I'm busy listening to a show broadcast in California
that's featuring a load of stuff from here that's familiar to me - Osymyso's 'signature' track for one. Plus i've been browsing random trails through websites and finding familair things that way too.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# does that give me a reason to
repost this?

probably not
(doktored, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 3:06, archived)