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# Cutty Spark
Virgin post, don't hurt me. Did this a while back, but thought in the light of POC3 being released it could get a cheeky reprise.

(noobie I dunno?!, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I have never seen that done before.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# That's nice.
My father ( when he's back from holiday ) and I have to look at that tub next week and give them a 3rd party assessment (we were the last ship repairers and engineering company in Manchester and dad is still regarded as the foremost shipwright in the country despite his retirement )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# really?!
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# yeah, like I've
not got enough on my plate talking shite on b3ta. It will really screw up my schedule ;) We can't be there long, got to sail a 19th C brigantine to Bangor, Whitehaven and Belfast ( amongst other places ) over the next two months.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# wow!
thats sounds like an ace job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# just a hobby.
but it's better than ace.
this is our tub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# you just want to be a pirate
in the carribean :D

or something etc..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pfft
been there, done that ;)


(without, of course, any actual piracy, but may contain traces of cutlass and pantaloons )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# well
you did mention whitehaven

so some kind of bloodbath is inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you are not allowed within 50 foot of my girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# is 49ft the extent of her pirate recognition vision?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# right then.
Can I just stand on the bowsprit looking cool whilst she drools.
( she does not want to get within 50' of me either, lest she realise I am in fact a tubby old man )

here, I'll give her a wave.
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usFree Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us and here is my mate.

There is no way on earth b3ta is getting pictures of me doing a Jack Sparrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
#



DOH! I thought if I quietly monitored this thread you might be lulled into a false sense of security and post it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *jealous*
damn you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Sweeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Cor! Are you a pirate
or one of the other non-pirate sea-based people? (Sailors I believe they're termed.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Indeed.
I have been known to buckle the swash now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I knew you had a boat,
but wasn't expecting this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# That's because we stopped talking
and you never cared to ask ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# It was you who 'ignored' me,
but you were the 'other person' then.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I got one of them
but a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# cool,
how's she rigged?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Well ...
errr, like ...



*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hmmm
within guideline size [x]
Shopped [x]
Contains Hummus [x]
newbie tuesday [x]

Thats it we've entered a parralel Dimension!
Science has proven it.

welcome, i'm off to a meeting about making a database to record Student details and how everyone else is wrong and i'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# take a big stick!
that'll help convince them!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Or
just have a pie chart ready proving you're right. Managers fall for that sort of thing all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# 100% of win
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
looks like a giant CDC approaching head-on
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# /voice of experience
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
:d
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# that's a nice blue thong you're wearing
how about showing us your chart now?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *unzips*
here you go,
as you can see everything is way way way down
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# crikey, how many zips are you wearing today?
*unzips*

didn't want to feel left out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# death to the database state!
*makes database of spurious information*

*sells to Home Office*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# A database full of information?
That will only confuse them, they won't recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# use uml for your argument
as nobody really understands uml

they'll just have to accept everything you say or look like they don't know :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I just noticed the title!
Top one, noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)