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# someone made a spunky cock version of this
i accuse the king of hats! based on my own shoddy memory
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i blame wasp box
as he's the last one i remember seeing posting it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Now blame me :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# what gives out more?
a spunky cock or a spitting llama?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# depends on the cock
I jizz 3 gallons at a time
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# you must need a wheelbarrow to cart your balls about
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# he rides 'em like hairy space hoppers
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you should refine it
and create some form of jizz-powered hovercar. think of the saving in petrol!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# depends on the size of the <s>cock</s> balls
also hydration, level of arousal, recency of last ejaculatory event etc...

/forensic scientist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *points at title*
haa ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# when was YOUR most recent ejaculatory event?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i'm a
girly-type person, hence lack of spunkage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# You might have had one of them girl-spurts
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# lol
not lately!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# please could you ladies keep this conversation going?
I likes the way it is heading.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# has happened to me
most disconcereting

Debbilgrrrl's mind - "ooh ahh wow yeah oh ...huh?! oh fuck this is NOT a good time to have a piss .... UNGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHH!!!! Whoah, that was no piss :D"
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# o_O
pick you up at 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# 8?
I'll have melted into a puddle by then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Thanks very much.
I'm errm, going to the pub now.

Thanks again

*smiles shyly*

Bye
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# PUB!!!
Yes!!!!!

*grabs coat and bike helmet and legs it out of work*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# i was kind of hoping you wouldn't start without me
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# GUSHER!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# When did the last load fall out then?
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:53, archived)