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[challenge entry] Mr and Mrs Andrews
Hey all, my first post on b3ta, and my photoshopping skills aren't that great, but here's an entry anyway:



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(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# what's that coming over the hill!?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# is it a monster?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i dunno!
i was asking you!


*wipes off Turkish Delight ~ Scoffs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# bah
/popular culture reference wasted blog
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# nevermind, it's fully recyclable
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# so..
you don't want to see my 'tourist guy ar the last supper'?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# yes yes
please do post it :)

i was replying to the one above
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i am the one above
a number on a list

i am the one above
even though i don't exist

nobody knows me
but i'm always here

a statistical reminder of a job that doesn't care
if i browse b3ta all day!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I was just eating some
Turkish Delight from its holder.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Fry's arse?
:P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Is it a monster?
sorry
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# no
it's a spunking cock beast.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# is it a lobster?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# is it a mobster?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# is it a
paternoster?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# don't go in one if you're pissed
this is the advice of my 92-year-old great uncle
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *files under appropriate section*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hello.
I recognise the green thing, what is it?

*awaits "grass" pun*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Isn't it from
Princess Mononoke? Or perhaps Spirited Away? Certainly something Studio-Ghibli inclined!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *googles*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nope
it might be a pokemon
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Well, it's not one of these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon

And I think that list is comprehensive*. Any other ideas?


* It's amazing what people spend their time documenting
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# but
if the japanese names are all unknown, why have the column?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Mononoke hime
* edit


from this

Sento Chihiro no kamikakushi
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i don't remember there being a weirdo green thing in mononoke
only the forest god was a bit bizaare
the rest were all real animals
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ^^ Wot I said
...although I can't find anything online that proves it!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# because it isn't in the film!!!!!
:(
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Then where is it from?
I have to know, dammit!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# well it's not in a ghibli flick, because i'm the biggest ghibli fan here and i say it isn't
:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# totoro?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# it's a magical adventure for you!
what about it??
there's no green monsters in that if you're asking :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# it's the green jumping llama thingy
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oooooo
jumpy!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# someone made a spunky cock version of this
i accuse the king of hats! based on my own shoddy memory
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i blame wasp box
as he's the last one i remember seeing posting it
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Now blame me :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# what gives out more?
a spunky cock or a spitting llama?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# depends on the cock
I jizz 3 gallons at a time
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# you must need a wheelbarrow to cart your balls about
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# he rides 'em like hairy space hoppers
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you should refine it
and create some form of jizz-powered hovercar. think of the saving in petrol!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# depends on the size of the <s>cock</s> balls
also hydration, level of arousal, recency of last ejaculatory event etc...

/forensic scientist blog
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *points at title*
haa ha!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# when was YOUR most recent ejaculatory event?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i'm a
girly-type person, hence lack of spunkage
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# You might have had one of them girl-spurts
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# lol
not lately!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# please could you ladies keep this conversation going?
I likes the way it is heading.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# has happened to me
most disconcereting

Debbilgrrrl's mind - "ooh ahh wow yeah oh ...huh?! oh fuck this is NOT a good time to have a piss .... UNGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHH!!!! Whoah, that was no piss :D"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# o_O
pick you up at 8?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# 8?
I'll have melted into a puddle by then ;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Thanks very much.
I'm errm, going to the pub now.

Thanks again

*smiles shyly*

Bye
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# PUB!!!
Yes!!!!!

*grabs coat and bike helmet and legs it out of work*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# i was kind of hoping you wouldn't start without me
=D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# GUSHER!!!
:P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# When did the last load fall out then?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Jumping Llamas
Made me google. Thanks google.

www.cafepress.com/nighttshirts/2343349
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Wooo
to lully noobies! A rarity!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Taken from:
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Eye fank ewe
Thanks for that - it obviously just 'borrows' from Ghibli's style.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I can dig it
daddio
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)