b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Office Art » Message 7241993

[challenge entry] It's going to be a long week


Hot Potatoes software

From the Office Art challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(Abuscruffy, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *hasn't seen the Fear in ages*
Cock pales in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# "cock paleing"
a serious medical condition
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *goes and gets a laccy band*
hold still
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# the hold part sounds fun
but still, nah not so fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# You can either allow me to do this
Or wake up in Lithuania chained to a tractor. With this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# you know
that's quite similar to my worst fears

to wake up in a field, with a sore arse

with my blurred vision slowly making out the sign

"MURMANSK 50Km"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hmm
www.b3ta.com/board/7242084
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I never said I was in lithuania
infact

I don't think anyone is in lithuania
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *rubs self with Daily Mail*
No! They're all over here, nicking our jobs and wives and golf clubs.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and deny my sexuality and buy some new chinos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# can you get some for me?
I like the ones with a gay man's arse already pressed against the open fly.

erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# indeed
you said Murmansk 50km and that's definately a non-lithuania comment. I retract my link.

does the phrase "retract my link" seem dirty to anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# dirty?
no

morally ambiguous?

Perhaps, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I'm 1/4 Lithuanian and I find that offensive to my people.
Apologise with money and/or tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# or goats
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# goats on boats
eating toats
purhased from stoats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *checks international apology law*
this would indeed be acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I would use only the medium
of boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Easy tiger
Don't get your headscarf in a twist.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *twists headscarf into traditional weapon*
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# oh my god!
a twistscarf!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *whips*
Why am I in a boy's shower room?

*covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# you are returning the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I are certainly not.
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nowt like a good hard covet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# perve
haha, slightly related. A guy from my school who used to work at a swimming pool was recently arrested for taking mobile phone pictures through a little hole in the wall of ladies getting changed. He used to bully me too.

Yes. I hope he hangs.*

* - he may not hang.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# to the left or the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# !?
"apologies, you are already damp"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# haha
"Excuse me, are you already damp?"

but close.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# also: 'official translation' of Lith national anthem.
Lithuania, our homeland,
Land of heroes!
Let your sons draw their strength
From our past experience.

Let your children always follow
Only roads of virtue,
May your own, mankind’s well-being
Be the goals they work for.

May the sun above our land
Bannish darkening clouds around
Light and truth all along
Guide our steps forever.

May the love of Lithuania
Brightly burn in our hearts.
For the sake this land
Let unity blossom.

Verse 1, lines 3 and 4 make it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *swore that said be the goats they work for*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *salutes*
'ning captain.
i can't think or type as fast as you ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ;-)
I am pretty damn amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *looks around*`
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *poses*
I'm posing in a big arms wide jazz hands sort of way, just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# 'ello my lovely
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *hacks*
I got COLD! Nasty big icky one. Glands like beachballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# pfft
I have that problem too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# mammaries?
mmm, now there's a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# mammary glands the size of beachballs!?
mmmmmmmmm mammary
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Captain on deck! 'ning
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay
Lovely Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# afternings skipper!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# You work in education!
AICMFP

I hate Hot potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *blows on potatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hmm, potatoes
I'm quite pondering of potatoes, with a bit gravy , some yorkshire pudding, a few meats, couple of veg, maybe a leg of horse, and a 1976 vauxhall viva all stuffed into the microwave then thrown into the sea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Are you trying that "lose weight by shitting"
like that other fella?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hmm, I could shit myself inside out
sounds like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ohhh
thats sound great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# and of no nutritional value
so it's great for kids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
as long as they're roasted, salted and peppered, perhaps some basil, with a side order of chips, and some mash, with cheese and perhaps a large sausage sticking out of it, wearing chainmail and laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# indeed
a heavily armoured amused sausage is the finest addition to any meal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *blows on YOUR potatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *giggles*
now, can we discuss the croquette?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *fetches mallet*
oh
that croquette!!

*devours*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# OI!
how dare you call me a scrote!
i'm i dick-head if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *spangs*
*smooshes*

gosh i'm all mixed up now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *spooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *wipes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# sounds messy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# haha yes
jus pleasing Debbilgrrrl, she seems a bit frisky today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Cripes! Rumbled!
Well, making up stuff for compos puts off having to do the marking.
(Abuscruffy, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# there just isn't enough teh fear these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yay! you win a prize!
but what kind of prize?



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
www.wildlifebritain.com/stoatorweasel.php

Generally stoats are chunkier
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# the difference
is clearly, science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# erm...
spelt differently?
(Puckish, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# one's weasaly recognised, the other's stoatally different?
/or summat
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# yes
weasels are weasely recognised and stoats are stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# actually, oddly enough
it's the other way 'round.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# oh ferret it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Stoats are bigger
And they're more of a chestnut brown whereas weasels are a more russet-brown. Stoats have a black tufty tip on the end of their tail, and weasels don't. Weasels also don't have an ermine coat in winter, but stoats do - and their black tail tips are what makes the black dots in ermine trims. gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I like a good stoats/boats/toats vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# indeed
best of all votes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# you forgot Poland!
I mean TOAP (Text On A Pic)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# oh my god!!!
I forgot polands!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Don't be a fool
No one would want to win that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# it's always that answer, innit?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)