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[challenge entry] I ain't gettin' on no plane!

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(radja, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# he is
not quite ginger yet
(tubeman trousers, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# More of a
mauve taupe.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I would if I could
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# and quite right too,
you're already powerful enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *poses*
NO! MUST HAVE MORE POWER! MUST ASSIMILATE MURDOCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# for the good of humanity NO
power has corrupted you and although I stood idly by and let it happen, I can't allow it to go on any further...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *sits on power*
You can't have it, it's all mine! In fact *licks power* see, totally mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# aww man!
*runs around trying to find other power to lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# try this screwdriver i jammed in a socket!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# what powers does it have?
*pokes out tounge tentatively*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ohh dear, that looks nasty,
i'll call an ambulance after lunch.



STOP MOANING!!
i'm trying to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I.... .ha..ve...... th...e
pppooowww....eee...r
*comas*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *smokes*
*inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# 'ning hon
nice sig
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Ning a ling love!
Ta very much. 'Describe yourself in 5 words' - that's what I came up with.

80s is a word- oh yes. The best word, really. When it comes to pop music, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Physically repulsive and mentally deviant
hmmm

Not sure I've got the hang of this ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha - you're out of luck
'coz that's the way I like 'em baby!

edit: well - repulsive isn't so hot - but the other bit's good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Repulsive in a sexy way
honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *does the secsee dance*
*gyrate gyrate*
*thrust*
*wiggle*
*STANCE*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *sexes deviantly*
wheyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# You are Charles Clarke
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Damn!
Rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *plays with your ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Umax!!!! Phwoooaaargh!
\Charles Clark the Ferengi blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# it's not supposed to be the opposite
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Actually it works pretty well both ways
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# T Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# sorry!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# workplace-based audible non-verbal expressions of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ^ a similar expression indicating an involuntary reaction to the posted image in a gainful place of employment
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# WILLY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Wont he?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# where's Wally?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Now you've got the tune in my head.
God, that was dire.

W-w-w-w-where's Walleh (cue token African American accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha!!
best sofa
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# If someone doesn't stop that child saying 'strongerer' I'm going to have to bomb the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# pssst
she's not really french
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# When did I say she was?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *makes no effort to stop child*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You FIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)