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# Fuck me backwards with assorted fashionable kitchen utensils
Hello new person. Your picture is lovely but please make it smaller so we can love it all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hand whisk from Heal's?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Nigella Lawson's Colander
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# sideways?
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Good crikey no
Are you insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Ever so slightly, Mr Ostrich
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ken Hom's Wok


Backwards
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *polishes silverware*

brace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# New 3 years ago.
Seems as though this is someone who never learned.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Super lurkers count as new to me
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# btw
www.b3ta.com/board/7297883
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Oh thank you
I was thinking of the other guy. Comedian, slightly raspy voice, bit fat, brown hair. Can't remember his name now. Alan something?

And yeah, I'll sort your pic out at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hiya love.
Guess what? I locked my phone in our practice barn last night.

I am a PILLOCK.

In other news, tesco finest belgian chocolate milkshake is possibly the nicest liquid ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# i concur, you are a pillock.
what, nicer than whale spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hard to believe, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# good golly miss molly!
if it weren't for my Tescos allergy I'd rush out and buy loads AT ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# my best mate when I was 10 was sent in and grounded by his mum for saying Pillock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# was his mum a skirting board bleaching mentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# strangely, I never met her
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *pokes*
Ning miss.

Yes, belgian chocolate milkshake ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Ning duckie!
It's AMAZING.

I'm dressed like a goth today.

Well, black and purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Practice BARN?
Insanely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# It's cold in winter, hot in summer, full of spiders
But dear shuddering fuck, the acoustics are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Full of spiders...
That seems somehow appropriate..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# The barn next to it is full of bats.
They don't seem to mind the huge noise though.

And we really do make a huge noise. I blame a combination of Spector active bass and fucking big Hartke 4x12. RUMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# me too
I HAVE Nowhere to plug my Marshall in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I bought a new phone yesterday
It is blue. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Oooooh
I want my phone back, it was black and green! (Loves black and green, does I)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Bollocks
Channel Islands=No Tesco

I'll never get to taste the nectar of the gods

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# But you do live in beautiful surroundings.
Albeit full of the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)