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# Someone had to do it...
So I thought it may as well be me (unless I've already missed someone elses attempt.)

(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# wasnt this a michael jackson joke?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yes
originally the background was black
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Not heard it before
I got it as a text as no doubt so will most of the population by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# boom boom
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *sniggers*
Oh you NAUGHTY

I love Wossy's end picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
's end picture
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pppffffffft
end
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# He's holding an invisible glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# sracist
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# the joke is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahahah
barum tish!

office based lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# That Ross is a master of the quick tie-change
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I hate the fact that virtually every guest these days is plugging something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Manley has a book out?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I was just about to strikethrough and write 'his cock'
but thought it a rather weak effort. Instead, have this:
Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yes

I like how Woss has grown his hair especially for the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
and this
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oof
it's still raining here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# where?
it's just about to start here

oo it's gone all dark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Wait for it
It's going to lash it down.

You may or may not be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# just started again here
I'm scared, and I have to pick daughter up in half an hour, and I have a sore foot and can't wear shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# It's still ok here
Although if it's just hit you it'll do us in a mo.

Where's your daughter? She's not in one of the villages is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# no - at playgroup
villages?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# around herts.
That are usually in big ditches for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# where are all you guys?
It's blue skies and sunshine here in the west midlands..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Slough
I hope it's not going to stay like that in the Midlands, otherwise I'll have to do me missus' mum's garden this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Fucking hell, you're quite close as well.
Closer to where I live rather than where I am at the moment.

GS and I are in Herts.

EDIT- board slowing down for me- looks like it's about to have a flid. Anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# GS is in Wiltshire
yes - board about to go pop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# The whole internet is slowing down for me
I think this might be my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# have you been trying to print it all off
and put it into a box file?
again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm trying to translate it so I can surf the net on my abacus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# wow - you finally upgraded from your Vic 20 then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Not really, I just wanted to be able to surf porn in bed.
The Vic 20 is still my main machine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ARG!
it's the Friday Night Project team trawling for 'jokes' or 'internet zeitgeist culturally significant instant celebrity self referential post modernist meta news celebrity entertainment update graham norton'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# say that again,
But a bit faster please...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
#
'internetzeitgeistculturallysignificantinstantcelebrityselfreferentialpostmodernistmetanewscelebrityentertainmentupdategrahamnorton'

that again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Quick - Get the Jimmy Tarbuck Big Book of Jokes out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# sorry
I left it next to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# They obviously haven't heard of google


TRY THIS, FRIDAY NIGHT PROJECT TEAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
best of all aniamls!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
's garden this weekend
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*washes mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# In Leeds - we've had it non-stop for 2 1/2 days now
Flood tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
ay ecade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm in Manchester
and whilst it did piss down a bit yesterday and was quite heavy the previous day it's currently blue skies, glorious sunshine, all the windows open and me sat in nothing but my pants. MY PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Really?
I thought it had all moved darn sarf
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It better not start down here - I'm in shorts.
Also, it's B3tan and that's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hooray!
*snogs*


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Rob uses b3tards
which I find a bit offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# b3turds is good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# me too
apparently hs thinks b3tans sounds defeatist

but what (as someone earlier pointed out) does b3tards sound like?

I know

b3toids

there you go

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i prefer b3tards
b3tans sounds far too nerdy and bit spotty youth to me, b3turds i like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# do you thin the Scientologists have similar debates?
"Can't we be Thetards instead of Thetans?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# b3tards annoys me
cos b3tans has historical precedence
since i joined up it's been b3tan

but b3toids is OK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# historical precedence eh?
so does the N word and i don't like that either,

/this is going nowhere so i'll stop now blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# b3atles
b3ties...

mongtards?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I think of it more like Titans
you know, in them skimpy leather shorts.
And spears.
With prongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ~_~
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ahhh, to be young and in shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Well I'm not in them right now
That'd look silly with my shirt & tie.
But I walked in this morning and it was lovely. Brr!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I'm in shorts too
and it's ruddy freezing here and lashing down :(

/hates long trousers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That's cos you live up there^
I lived in Blackpool once but just for the summer. When it got cold I moved south. Like a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's taken them a right long time to arrest anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha. Sorry had to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I'll let you off
Cos it made me laugh. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# PANTO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# yours is better than mine
(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I have been pondering shopping this exact thing
for a few years now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# has someone airbrushed a thobbing cock out of the last picture?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)