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# he works in there with no lights?
poor kitty, he should contact ACAS about his working conditions
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# That's
the second health and safety comment I've had in the last week.

I'm going to suggest health and safety as a compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# H&S Gone Mad..
would just be able to get away with real pics of any workplace.. as it truly has gone mad to immense proportions due to our current trend of "American style sue everyone and everything" for your spakkness of tripping over something because it didn't have a giant yellow sign attached to it saying "DO NOT TRIP OVER THIS!" and a sign attached to the first sign saying "DO NOT TRIP OVER THIS OTHER SIGN".. then recurrsive forever......

/rant
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# what happens if you trip over the sign?
I saw a sign that said this:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i think
we should just sellotape EVERYONE in the world to the ground and have done with it.. there shall be no more tripping (starvation leading to death maybe.. but no tripping) therefore no sueing (suing? sue ling?) and the world will be a happier (deader) place
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Cats can see in the dark
thanks to all the carrots they eat
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I think you're thinking of dogs there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# or minks
JESSIE!


*climbs into pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'lo little guy :D
I found you some new mink-snacks while I was in Germany, they sound a bit rude though

I'm not really here btw, I'm on a really rubbish connection that drops out every couple of minutes
*gives a quick scratch behind the ears to keep him going*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *back leg starts twitching*
*reads mink snack label*

"khuntyphlaps mink snacks"

pffft

thank you *scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Cats don't eat dogs.
Do they?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# they shoot horses
don't they
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Occasionally
When no-one is looking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I bet a tiger'd eat a chihuahua if it wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# or a great dane
or any other breed of dog it felt like eating.
tigers are MAHOOSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'ning you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# no no no
It's the 'reverse fridge' principle...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)