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# I've never been to London

and wonder'd how does it really work?
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# London works by immigrants stealing all the jobs
/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# BERNARD LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# London works by all the immigrants doing all the jobs Londoners can't be arsed to do.
/Guardian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# London's inner workings: new Diana pics
/Daily Express blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# when will she finally die?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# London in tits
/Daily Star blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Immigrants...
I might be one of them someday...
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Where do you live now then?
and also your picture is very good so please take this woo with my compliments.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I'm Polish
but getting boring with it.
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you come over here
stealing ourb3ta memberships....

;)

Welcome - to b3ta and Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# London works on a combination boil of
Rudeness, ignorance, patience, and moaning.

But we do have some great pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Well it sort of just sits there on the Thames
being full of yuppies, ponces, chavs and foreign people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# yo my gniger
did you see the final finished version of verity's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *didn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# TADA!
www.b3ta.com/board/7310359
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# The natural inertia
from scotch eggs.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Exactly like that I would have thought.
I've been to paradise


But i've never been to me.



oh....and Woo to pic !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# haha WOO to this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hundreds of thouands of people every day
volunteer to power the city by using the Underground.

Their sweat and other bodily secretions is used in a giant turbine located just beneath Marble Arch. This is why the subways there are so full of tramps the homeless.

A woo is on its way to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# that actually sounds like a really good idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahah GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# If you mean the wheel
then it's powered by pigeons, strapped to alternating struts of the wheel, with little boys with sticks on the intervening struts. The boys wave the sticks at the birds, who try to fly, providing a turning force. Incidentally, you may have heard that London is full of "Fat Cats". This is, in fact, true. Cats would, of course, be the natural choice for such a device, but because all the cats in London are fat, they do not have the energy or inclination to chase after the pigeons themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *calls up Isaac Newton on the psychic-phone*
hmm, hmm, and the bit about the cats? hmm, OK

He is in total agreement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Interesting side effect
which Sir Newton may have informed you of: as the cats are so perfectly fat, their coefficient of restitution is effectively 1. This means that if you were to drop one from the top of the wheel, it would bounce up to the same height. This is being investigated as a means of inter-pod communication, as by the time the cat has bounced back up,having been dropped from the uppermost pod, the next pod will be at the top of the wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you are thinking too much about this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# works by magic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)