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# cheer up!

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# my God!
mictoboy is an anagram of Morrisey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Worryingly
Boom City is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Moob City.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# That's a very good point.
How's you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I'm doing... ok.
Apart from having smoked half a pack of Cutters Choice today I'm not nervous at all.

*twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# What's going on?
Why nervous?

*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Clicky.
www.b3ta.com/board/7310568
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yipes!
hang in there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I plan on doing
and thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *hugs*
Good luck lovely, do let us know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Will do :)
I'll know before the end of the day apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# yeh all the best laddo
I'll pray to satan for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# You do that.
He'll kick you in the arse and tell you to pray to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# he's a lazy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# OY
comb it!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Comb what?
*combs pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *points* LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Lice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You said before.
I said men shouldn't shave anywhere, and you said something along the lines of *does everywhere*.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ah true
but I need a bit of a trim.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# trim - yes
shave - ghey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Nah
shaving is essential for modern day living.
Stops pubes on the soap, stops excessive sweating, overall more hygienic, and it looks better.
Plus there's always that extra inch.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
intch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Nah it doesn't itch
as long as you do it regular like :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# :D Did I worry you for a second?
*imagines WI furiously looking around room for cameras*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# It did make me wonder whether you'd transferred offices...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I have now deduced that you sit in the offices with no pants on.
Or trousers.

So you're just a big tall naked guy in a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Haha!
If I did that, this meeting wouldn't be necessary...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Maybe you should go naked.
It'd be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# It'd be a laugh
until the point they forcibly ejected me from the building :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Is the meeting to make you work nekkid more often then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Morrissey can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Morrisey albums should be prescribed instead of anti-depressants
Listen to this 3 times a day and you will realise that you are not really depressed at all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I like the Smiths and all
Well, some of their stuff.

I just think he's a complete and utter tossrag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I admire him for doing his own thing
and doing it well


He also has a very good hatred of animal abuse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# True.
I can't help it- you know when you see someone and you just think 'I hate you, and I'm going to have to punch you in your stupid face'.

That's me with Morrissey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# "a face you'd never tire of slapping" is my fasvourite expression.

But never mind this, look at this what I did that is fantastically brilliant and ace.
www.b3ta.com/board/7308234
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# :D
That's wicked, and also the closest I'll get to the fantastic four 'flims'.

I know it's bad to say it without seeing them, but I'm sure they're tosh. Tosh like him from the Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I won't watch them until they're on tv and sufficiently drunk
but I'll probably fall asleep long before the end, or get angry and go out.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Plus I know someone that went to college with Ioan Gruffud (or however it's spelt)
And apparently he's a prize cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I watched the first on DVD
But they forgot to put a story in.

/edit TOSH! The tache!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oooold Schooool
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# If you mean Oooold Schooool Bill
You're right. New Bill is cackapoo.

When did it turn into a soap?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I hate animal abuse
but I don't expect anyone to buy a cd of me moping around and whining.

Actually, if I record one tonight, would anyone be interested?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# depends if it's any good or not
some of Moz's work is fantastic. Some is not so hot. But for someone who's been making music for pushing 30 years, you've got to expect it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *points out how far Trent Reznor has fallen*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# his problem is he thinks he's a young'un still
he needs to stop trying to compete with the masses of angry young men and do something more intelligent and suited to his years.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# He needs to start taking drugs and drinking again if you ask me.
When he was depressed and on the edge he wrote fantastic music. He drinks smoothies now and makes shit music.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# He'll be back even stronger than before.
It's not as if he'll stop working.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I agree with this.
I was being overly harsh just because i dont like him or his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yes but to the point of thinking it's OK
for people to dig up the dead auntie of the family that run a guinea pig farm.

He's madly extreme in his views and intolerant of other opinions.

I like the music, but I suspect the man himself's a bit of a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# could be worse, they could have kidnapped a live aunt
and performed animal testing style experiments on her.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Haha
They'd never get a Home Office licence!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I agree,
He doesn't give a toss what others think.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# he makes me think of the guy from human league
except not as cool.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Mmmmm, Phil Oakey. (edit, gah L, I'm always going that)
One of my guilty pleasures.

My aunt once punched the dark haired bird from the human league in the chops for 'being mouthy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# :D
They were number 1 on the day i was born apparently. "Don't you want me baby".

How ironic it would have been if my mother had abandoned me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# The single would have been much shorter...
"Don't you want me baby?"
"No, not really".....
(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I used to fancy her like mad when I was a young lad
well both of them really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^this
minus young lad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I was already polishing the flagpole when you were born
(not because you were born obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
what an image. I was just meaning i still find the blonde one from human league very rrrlovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Ha
a mate of mine punched Dani Filth in the kisser for being a cunt.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Phil Oakey?
inventor of the moody haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I thought he was a tossrag too
until I saw him on Jonathan Ross.

Jonathan asked him if he could be his friend, and Morrissey said no, he had enough. "I've already got seven."

I liked that. It's more than I've got.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He's only grumpy 'cos he like neat clothes...
and can find nowhere to hang a DJ
(Leoricx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I was going to shop this yesterday
Morrisey's Dry Cleaners.

The new assistant asking if she should fold the tuxedo and Morrisey answering..

I'm so glad I couldn't be bothered now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i would have chortled
and perhaps clicked. depends how angry i was at b3ta at that particular moment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# cool
probably best to just imagine that I had done it and that you liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
brill! *clicks*

Morrisey is a tossrag. aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# he needs a good steak
with added bacon
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# GAMMON
2 birds 1 stone
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# here here
Right clicky for Mitch Benn Fun
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I was looking for a job and then I found a job
and heaven knows I'm miserable now!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Miserable
twunt!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)