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(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha! I love it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Straight to hull, do not pass go

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# ooooooh
good but spiky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# arf!
Very Bad Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# but how would a computer
know what a daughter is?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I look at your daughter on my computer all the time
That's how.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# but how would you know
that I have a daughter?

*goes and impregnates women*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Because you uploaded pictures of her
deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I would never take photos
of me haveing sex, I am still in the process of creating a daughter for you to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You might not
But I would.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :(
I am tempted to lock all the doors and close all blinds
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*

I read on the news today that Gerry McCann continues with his spate of bad luck after losing his wallet. Apparently he stubbed his toe this morning and dropped his toast butter side down on the new carpet. Press conference to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# rats
they've already registered www.mypoorstubbedtoecanihaveanotherholidaynow.com

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# you missed a wonderful opportunity for horselinkage there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i wonder if they're keeping his job open for him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I'm not surprised though

bloody windows search tool can't find a bloody thing if it bit it in its arse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
nawty pachey, i should bend you over my knee.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *excites*









10
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# now THIS is the RIGHT kind of mccann humour
I really REALLY want those parents investigaing, seems to get swept under a carpet everytime anyone suggests it though :(

good hummus though, I wonder if that was the first route the poliss took
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)