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# Time for more silliness



(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh GOD that hurt
*spangs*



*kisses better*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# SCD 34124?
no crew member shall arrive on duty wearing a ginger wig?


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# nah
its far more important than that one
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# oh my
mind you - you could spruce it up a bit
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *pines for a pun thread*


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I got in fir-st
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Oak-ay, Oak-ay, no need to gloat!
Oak-ay no need to gloat!

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ash-all stop now
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nah, you keep larching about, if you want
you keep larching about if you want

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# willow K then
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ha! you make micto sicker more with your puns!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Alder-gether now...
"Cheer up mictoboy"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Three Cherries for Micto!
Hip hip!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Oh fir goodness' sake!
edit: Damn, too slow
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that's zero gravity for you
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I beech-seech you to be quicker next time


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yew weirdo
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Don't be hollyble!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oakay, this could go on firever
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That' sequoias of many a
micto-led killing spree
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Would he kill me?
Red would . . .


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i'm making a note of names and dates
so that when i'm dragged, blood-soaked, to the cells by armed police, i'll have written justification and they'll eventually commend my actions
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# they'll have you for grand larcheny
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# or beech of the peace!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'll give you a character reference
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# and offer you your one . . . .
trunk call


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Special Branch?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Oh dear
TJ: Is it too early for lunch? I'm hungry.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# no
no it's not.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# not too early at all
and if you have lunch now, you can have another one later
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I am a fat
So I can't have two lunches. :(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# if you're fat, ther rest of us are FUCKED
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ^This
Claiming to be fat when you're not just makes genuinely fat people feel bad.

*feels bad*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I am a bit
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i'm thinking about eating my sarnies too now
i had brekkie at 7 so its long enough ago
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I had a pork pie for breakfast
I am disgusting
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *averts eyes*
you are a god to me
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yes you can
one is exactly the same as one

so metaphysically there's only one of it

therefore one lunch and another lunch = one lunch

*runs from logic*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *brain asplodes*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that's so tenuous i'm scared it's going to snap
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha he could of at least spruced himself up a bit :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oopsie!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# eh?
?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# simple
It is modern art's most powerful antiwar statement... created by the twentieth century's most well-known and least understood artist. But the mural called Guernica is not at all what Pablo Picasso has in mind when he agrees to paint the centerpiece for the Spanish Pavilion of the 1937 World's Fair.

EDIT: The Christmas tree was DECORATED for bravery . . .


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# please rearrange words in order of understandingness
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Pun overload!!
*fits*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)