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# pah
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# across or lengthwise?
lengthwise grasscutting wouldn't be helpful, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# It's down the street, not across the road
But either way the tarmac'll bugger your mower
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# that way simple adds volume
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# a cardboad box with staples in caught and cut my wrist, across, now i look all self harmy...
....great
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# My I-fell-down-on-a-pine-cone cuts are fading now
they were rather emo-looking
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# argh i hate pine cones the pointy little tree grenades!
edit : oh on another note, do not eat them
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# They taste of wood
And squirrel spit



But pine nuts are YUMMY.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# haha yees...
and that buttplug i fell on has almost worked itself loose too :)
(gtfomh, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# yay text on a picture time...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# actually
neither guns nor bullets kill people
people die of massive hemorrhaging

edit: i'm referring to that guys sig
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ...ok
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# monkeys kill people
(if they've got a gun)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Have YOU got bananas?
Have YOU got bananas?
Have YOU got bananas?
Have YOU got bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# no
if you're shot in the head you tend to die of a fucked brain (especially if there's an exit wound)
and if you're shot in the chest it's either a punctured lung, obliterated heart or both
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yes
but its not a bullet you die of
thats my point
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# but im sure it helped when it made the hole for the blood to leak out of...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# it's the bullet
that kills you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# in soviet Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# how did he die?
his heart stopped beating
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It's not the BULLET that kills you
It's what the bullet DOES.

Compromise?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# what is this compromise of which you speak?
is it where i kick you down a well while yelling "SPARTA!"?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# You always know how to get me hot
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Even if
you get run over by a bus?
(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I like the technical terms there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# comes from studying
an allied health degree
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# this is true
but why ban guns when bullets are the bits that do the damage?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Get sheep.
They do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# or one of these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *glees*
for hamsters in gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I wish i had one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# whilst this is amusing
and well educated, it was more amusing when it appeared on t-shirts about 3 years ago
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ah
i suspected i wasn't being original, just couldn't think where i'd got it from

sorry for that
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# don't worry
i'm not having a go.
at least it was amusing and well executed, i've done things that are neither and got away with it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)