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# Nuts to Zoo!

In other news, every single person is eligible for tax breaks! Apparently!

www.accountancyage.com/accountancyage/news/2192780/scientologists-cash-tax-break
'...under change to the 2006 Charities Act, religion now includes belief in one, many or no gods.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# that's me in the corner
that's me in the spot
light

sleeping with the pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# no, that's you in the spotlight
silly!

What if all these fantasies come flailing around now I've said too much? Eh?
Bet you didn't consider that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# coo
oh no i said too much
i haven't said enough
need to get my post count higher!!
/stat whore
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# big
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# stat
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# whore
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no need to get personal!
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# well, you wouldn't catch me doing extra posts just to improve my coun
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Mmm i need a religion
An artologist I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# i believe in no gods!
GIMME MY MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think you need
to be some sort of company first...

I'm self-employed! I believe in either no gods, or multiple gods! GIVE ME MY MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# fuck, i've just de-registered as self-employed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Never mind
under the new laws, you can now register as a Deity!

I had an idea in the pub the other day. Feel free to nick it, 'cos I'm never going to do anything about it...
Set up a travel company which organises, for a fee, contact with a cut-off civilisation in the Amazon rainforest
where you can turn up with many exciting modern gadgets and be revered as a God for a week or two. "God Trips", perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Go with Pantheistic Solipsism
then you'll automatically be self-employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i am a registered priest
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
Universal Life church?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Isn't belief in one or more deities essential to the definition of religion?
/confused
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# God im always on a bloody diety
this week she's banned booze and bread, and im still fat
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# is Animism a religion
I don't think that has deities?

... if I was Jewis, my name would be Jahred, if I was Muslim I'd be Ibrahim, if I was Catholic my name would be Chris... coz I'm an Animist, there's only 10 steps to this...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# how was your run?
EDIT: and we may have to rethink this weekend as the weather forecast is storm and pestilance and is looking really really bad for the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Walk
We got quite wet.

But it was fun. :)

Oh dear, that is no good at all. We will have to video conference.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# cor sexy video tiem....
i will wait and see but the picture is very bad

weather map
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Oh dear
Well I won't slaughter the fatted calf until nearer the time then.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# not if you're a Taoist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Isn't that a philosophy rather than a religion?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# sorry, I meant 'Toast'




*runs from argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# What about Hinduism
its not a true religion, yet it is usually classed up there with the 'big god guns'
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# how does scientology count as a charity?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
#
charity bunch of people who just want an excuse to get more money
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Helping the poor celebrities aleviate themselves of their heavy wallets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Come and join us then
ron cupboard board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# well
they seemed to have convinced people that they're a religion... so anything appears to be possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Who do we ballkick/cuntpunt to stop this from happening?
Everything can be prevented with a ballkick or a cuntpunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# This better fucking include Pastafarianism
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)