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# What the hell are there things in London village?

Must be aimed at fags!
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# What, like Marlboro?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# B & H
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# belts and hats?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# bugles & hoes
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# and fat people...
...apparently
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# are they for unwanted semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Have you been collecting again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *slooshes*

no, what ever makes you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You could be the guy with the cube
Bizarre readers will be aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i used to read it
but i don't buy magazines now.

apart from my National Geo subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I love it mightily.
Damn good reading, is Bizarre. You always learn something new and useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I think I read it once but it was full of things too explicit for my sheltered mind
so I get the Fortean Times instead, nice and stuffy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Fortean times is good
but harder to get.

My mate works in a paper shop so I get a discount on my Bizarre too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# in your galoshes
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# so that's what happens to people forced to leave the navy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# for cigarettes and gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# there are lots of things in London 'village'
such as:

pigeons
shit
Cockneys
Ken Livingstone
grass
figs
whelk stew
icarus bunions
cork
jiffy bags
Ted Bovis
phlegm

is it any of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'll check your list...
... and get back to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# London village?
What the fucking hell is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# that's where all the artsy cocaine snorting medja types hang out
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Ah, my mate's an ex one of them.
Village? In London? The tossers, there's no such thing.

Villages are what bloody London yuppies buy houses in so they can use them 6 days per year and leave empty the rest of it. Soulless arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# heh
well, unfortunately that's the way it goes now

no doubt the places that are making rules about "locals only can buy houses here" will get stamped on by the eu for violating freedom of movement or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# What, so Andy Amex and Zoe Zurich can buy up all the nice houses
and then live in their London flat anyway?

Oh, and pay a nanny to raise their kids while they're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# no doubt
housing is completely fucked up in this country

:/

edit: oh and they can no doubt get a tax rebate for the nanny cost
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# oh, that fetid overpriced sink hole estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# isn't that what the entirety of london actually is?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *looks around*
yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# last i heard,
london was a city
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# 'fags'?
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# cigarillos
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hmmmmmm fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# If I'm going to have a cigar, I'm going to have a big long thick one
and wear my trilby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i like a romeo & julietta churchill
at weddings and births
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *hasn't had one of them*
Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# 'fags'?
You unfunny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# shut up, fag :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)