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# :)

lummy, Henman just won, 'could this be his year?'TM copyright The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# one word:
no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# In a word... no.
I don't know why everyone's so suprised by the weather.
It's fuggin' Wimbledon fortnight.

Course it's raining!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# wimbledon + glastonbury = noah
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# wimblebury?
glastodon? actually, that sounds like a dinosaur
the mighty glastodon bestrode the plains of the plleitocene era like a big fucking lizard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# glastodon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Megatron?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Glastodon!
Bringer of rain!
Camping guardian of Stonehenge!
Eater of Strawberries and cream!
Watcher of the Great British Quarter Final!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
*adds to lyrics*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# This needs a cantering rock riff along the lines of Number of the Beast...
DUN-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# No don't talk tennis
The big 50something inch plasma screen in the office is currently boring me with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Blimey
All those shouts of "Come on, Tim!" actually worked!

edit: He won to a double fault? bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# he got bukkaked?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I made sure I put a comma in there for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# i may use punctuation
but I ignore it when I read. It can cause problems when I read out loud
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I refer you to my previous picture
and sentiments on tennis.

/grump blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# He's done round 1 in 5 sets
That's his lot I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
COME ON TIM!!

Of course he won't win Wimbledon. and the Henman games seem more and more full of chavs. It's one thing cheering him on, but cheering when his opponent makes a mistake is just bad form, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# that riles me
It's not British
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Definitely
I like watching someone win because they're playing well, not because they're against someone who isn't playing well.

All the cheering when Moya made mistakes was starting to bug me last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# it's the epitome of englishness
at sporting events
the british are fucking shit at being a crowd
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I think it's because
all the scum have worked out how to get from Wimbledon Train station to the tennis club.

It might have been that way for football for ages, but tennis and cricket are going that way now. Most disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I think a bit more crowd interaction would do tennis some good.
Federer goes to take a serve, and the crowd responds with:

"ooooooooooooOOO YOU'RE SHIT! AAAAAAAAAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)