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From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)

(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaah
he has the jaw technique for it too
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *GOOOOOOH*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# don't panic,
i just got a baguette, crisps and can....
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# cor! a feast!
did you steal them from a patient or from the WRVS hut when they weren't looking?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i mugged an old lady here to identify her husbands body!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# top work
Who says there is no such thing as vision in the NHS

Once she's gone, ransack the body - you may find some Werther's Originals for dessert
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *rummages*
ewwww....
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
colostomy bagged!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# thats ok!!
*blows up*
free balloon!!...





*brushes teeth*
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# concealed lol
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# eeeeh
Gordon's tall i'n't 'e?

Woo yay
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# he's standing on Mo Mowlem
it's a bit squishy underfoot
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# how long's she been dead now?
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# dunno
but I feel bad about saying it now.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I feel better now
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# don't feel bad
I once suggested to some senior academics that she would be a good choice for rector of our University... they all looked at me like I was sick or simple. Now I listen to the Today programme every morning while I'm asleep just to make sure.

apparently the pope's in the thames
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# arf
That Clement Atlee's a nice bloke - give him a go
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# William Pitt the Elder for me!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# lord palmerston!!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oh, that kind of "Special friendship" between the USA & Britain.
Tony was close to "Bush"
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Bush used to call them Limeyparties
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha!
Very good sir!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I'd shop it
but I've just had a curry
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Drilling for oil
Yee-harr, brown gold
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ...Texas Teabagging
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# he didn't swallow!!
what a bastard.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# arf! nice one!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hehe!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)