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[challenge entry] This worked better in my head


And here's the original (650k)

/EDIT alright I linked it instead, I cannae get the bugger any smaller right now. will give it another try later...

/EDIT 2 - OK, back again, reoptimized to 177k. It looks a bit crapper, so there's still a link to the original. and no I'm not in either the Killers or Velvet Revolver. My name is, in fact, Earl...

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Are you in Velvet Revolver?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I was thinking more Killers drummer
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# A BIT large?
And you are Mumenschantz
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "a bit large"?
Make it 3 times as small or link it

Nice otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# James Nesbitt!
Love the way the mouth moves. :)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yeah, I thought James Nesbitt after the guy out of Velvet Revolver...
But I couldn't actually remember his name, so I with with VR =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# geebus
christ you look scary, woo to you sire, how bored you must have been hehe
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# half a meg!?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Haha, that's utterly splendiferous!
Does a "Read the FAQ" anim get a hi cockalorum? I'm a bit vague on this...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# someone asked that
before, I don't think there was a satisfactory answer, but the general consensus was that only woos can be hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Read teh faqs
are "splendiferous". Well known fact.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *edits*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *chortles*
and another one falls for my "rules". Mwah hah hah haaaaaah!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ^This
hard in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# fucking hell!
that's over half a meg, please link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I like that

but you really need to either optimise or link it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# You lose points for the
"innit"

There's no excuse for that!
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Aaaaahhhh
image. moving. too. fast.

*epilepsizes*

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# When you say "it seems to work"
do you mean, "it seems to drive dialup users away from the site"?
It's unfriendly to post something this large. Optimize to under 250kb or link it please.

Edit: Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# pfft, dial-up users
are just a story you tell to scare the children.

*shines torch on face*

OooOOoooh, and he downloaded the paris hilton video with a 56k modem ooOOOooohh
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Well yeah
I admit I've never actually met a dialup user. But I've read about them, and there's an (admittedly very grainy) film of one online somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)