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[challenge entry] Oy! You can't leave that lion there....
It's got a bear behind.


Leaving work, lazy post.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I am outraged by this filth!
*buys subscription-only service*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# 'ello lovely.
how's tricks?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I am fine :)
I have, however, been to Kwik Fit and they have informed me that my nearside front tyre is unmendably bent and that I need to spend £130 at my dealers (plus labour and VAT I expect) to replace it.

Bloody pot holes. I should invoice Lancashire County Council.

EDIT: How rude of me! How are you? *gives mink snacks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# the swines!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Help, I'm being stalked!
*leaves work*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# By me?
But I'm too fluffy to be a menacing stalker!

*smiles winningly*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *gets home*
*is won over by winning smile*

*hugs*

*goes to the pub*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I second this outrage!
Though I am also a little 'in'raged too...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# is that lion wearing a superhero costume?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# No it's a polar bear...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# because all polar bears wear green lycra outfits with matching masks
hang on, you confuse me!!

AHHH

it's not the bear, it's the lion that's the superhero
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# they do, you can look this up anywhere...
EDIT: And now this makes no sense...

La la la la la laaaaa

It's the nails in my skull that make me do it you know...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I looked up it's anywhere and all I saw was squidgy pink bits
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Ah, you need to brush them aside, THEN you'll see...
*passes the sonic broom for brushing purposes*

WAIT!

THE BROOM!


I'm.... naked....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# A green lion?
How very odd.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I disagree
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# It's Parsley!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# that's what I said
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I know
I just wanted to be like the cool kids.

*weeps silent bitter tears*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# :..(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# lazy animation
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# he/she laaaaaaaves it!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)
# It goes without saying...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# arff
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# rawr
bareback? *shudders*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *YIFFS*

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)