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Is it just me or is the BBC news complete crap now, like a low budget chatshow with a few soundbites?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# muhahahahaha!

I just like the ladies.
Joanna Gosling. mmmmmm
Carrie Gracey. mmmmmmm
Kate Silverton. mmmmmm
Susannah Reid. mmmmmmm
Huw Edwards. mmmmmmmm
The milfy weather one. Carol Kirkwood mmmmmmm
Emily Maitland?..... mmmm mm? mmish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Susannah Reid?
Ooh yes mmmmmmdeedy.
*fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# She got called 'the other woman' today by a forgetful correspondant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
forgetful = jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Male correspondant!
'Back to this dude and some other chick, oh no, it's the other woman...erm... Susannah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# can you describe 'milfy weather' for me?
my brain is too simple for such profound concepts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# just shut up
and have this...

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&q=%22Carol+Kirkwood%22&btnG=Search+Images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# she's got a lovely 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# and a nice tie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# There was a rather scrumptious lady by the name of Dani Sinha
on the southern news, down here:
www.bbc.co.uk/england/southtoday/presenters.shtml

But she seems to have lost that look of naughtiness just lately...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# What about
Kaplinsky?

Would, would would. Ohhhhh baby. Yesyesyes
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
this makes me loff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I don't know.
More of this discussion on News 24 throughout the day...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Haha nice!
Agreed, a bit too self-contragulatory and passing off blatant plugs for its own programmes as 'news' items.
/end of rant
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# and in a special report in tonights Panorama (on BBC)
Yeah i'll look at that on the fuggin' tv guide if it's all the same to you mr blah blah!
Also, while we're at it, I seem to spot lots of little mistakes on the BBC News site, silly grammatical errors, or just things that don't quite make sense. Probably poor proof checking but still, I am no expert but I would expect them to be. Bazztads...
/ah well who cares
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# that's 24-hour news for you
just lots of shit stories with shit proofing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yeah just a never-ending conveyor belt
of regurgitated garbage being pumped into our mouths and into our eyes. Unless the tellys switched off of course.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# but if you turn the tv off, it all builds up inside it
until it explodes out at you as a massive fountain of uncontainable shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# What?
Yes, it is
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hello Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hello Dave
A question? *looks*

Ah, that
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I posted a car related pun down there
if you're interested


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# no one's interested Dave....
/overly blunt blog

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# can it be any worse than Channel 4?
we're not unbiased, we're giving you OUR opinion, and we're giving it HARD!
and if you don't give us the answers we want
we'll just rig the questions to make it impossible
for you to say anything ohter than exactly what we want to hear...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ha
like the Grauniad's 'Comment is Free*'




* as long as it fits with our middle-class apologist views
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah but at least Jon Snow and the boys
get in there and give 'em Paxman style interview stick so that wins it for me over the beeb. (Unless it is Newsnight with the man Paxman!)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i used to think that
but after hearing them talk about something i knew a lot about
and how much it was obvious that they didn't know what they we're talking about,
it's just made me more suspicious of the things they say they do know
but i don't and thus cannot check...

if you get me....
worst explaination in the world blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah I get what your saying, fair comment
/needs to be an expert on something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yes it is
9/10, Ian needs to come across as more of a smug cunt.

Still *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I like this a very great deal indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)