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# I'd rather do the first.
The second looks like a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ^ This
At least the first one looks like she'd bake a decent pie
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Who is the second one?
Isn't she one of girls aloud?

I'd rape them just to give them womb trauma and stop them breeding.

*may be in one mother of a bad mood*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Its Cheryl Tweedy I think...
but one pack of dogs looks the same as another! ROFL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ROFFLELOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ouch
HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *hugs*
I may have to go and punch somebody.

Does anyone want to employ me? I've not been sacked or anything, but I can't work here much longer without burning the place to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I'm in the same situation
So you wouldn't to work where I am! I found myself looking for a new job for the first time in 3 years :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Same.
I was so angry twenty minutes ago I had to start writing things on my pad instead of typing them due to the racket I was making hammering the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I think it's Cheryl Tweedy
The violent, racist, slaggy one.

*realises this doesn't narrow it down*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Oh.
Why is she famous again? For being a chavvy little peasant? Or because she can't keep her disease hole away from footballers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# She is famous
on account of being able to fit astoundingly large objects up her botty hole.

Her accomplishments to date are:

20 x King size Mars bars (in retail box)
15" colour TV.
The Pope
Guatamala
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# The Pope or Das Pope?
I miss JP2, he was a lovely old duffer. Unlike the prada wearing satanist we have now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Whichever has the widest girth.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# when I'm in a position to actively employ people
I wish to employ people from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Please employ me!
I am skilled in things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Why not
just rip out their vocal chords? Then they can't annoy me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Ah
Well do that to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.

They're fucking irritating.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend had less skin/was uncooked like me? Don't cha!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# They get to me too.
Whoring themselves on daytime tv singing a song about why men should break up with their girlfriends and go and get hepatitis from their slimy little post-op pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# And the fact that
"Raw" "Freak" etc. remind me of Sushi.

"Don't cha wish you could eat your girlfriend with chopsticks like me?"

More like:
"Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Thought shalt not make repetetive generic music.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Though shalt not follow lostprophets
I could go on all day

Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture

When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# The Beatles
were just a band
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ^this
'noon Wow and other b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# noon lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *waves madly*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *wayves back at madly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)