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# Saturday Night Telly Ain't What It Used To Be
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# monkey tennis!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# !
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hooray!

*sets video*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# loverly!
jasper carrott was funny now just runny................poo
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# excellent
I can't wait to see Battle Royale!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Battle Royale sounds fun


but only if it's about fat people fighting in McDonalds
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Silly Camazza
You're thinking of Burger King
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# MCDONALDS!
*brandishes sword*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# battle royale tunbridge wells

ant and dec are fitted with exploding collars which means they cannot pass out the boundry of royal tunbridge wells, they must fight and kill everyone in the town to earn their freedom.

the final twist is if both and and dec are left alive at the end they must fight. only one can leave royal tunbridge well alive.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *petitions lawmakers to officially make Ant and dec seperate nationstates*
as soon as they're fitted with the collars they will explode *cackle*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# review of proposed alternate television shows:
Frame 1 - This would be good, why are you suggesting that it would be bad in any way. You know you'd love it too.

Frame 2 - This would be ok i think, but needs less cuntface Cowell more cuntface Connoly

Frame 3 - This is a weekday programme. And Jasper Carrot is a cunt.

Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# In the future, Golden Balls will be given a Weekend slot
Because of it's FABULOUS RATINGS.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I know which one I'd like to see.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Haha!
I'd pay to see the first one :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)