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# I love animals
they taste great
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# if god didn't want us to eat animals
why'd he make them out of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# and why did he make peppered sauce?
and all in 7 days no less
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# same goes for people
got to get them young though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# it's a good idea to only eat herbivores
omnivores tend to build up nasty toxins in their flesh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Shall we tenderise toasty now
or let him roam free for a bit longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# you don't want to eat me now
I'm very ill and sickly.

Only just capable of typing thi.......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww

quick, inject him with antibiotics.

have you got bovine TB?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That's why
things up the top of the food chain tend to eat things further down the food chain because things at the top of the food chain don't taste as nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Basically, lets just feed all animals sage and onion stuffing and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^needs more garlic
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# actually, a fair point
garlic rocks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# All animals
should be fed on garlic and live in ovens. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# You want racks of babies?
I got babies on racks!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# nice Rack, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *jiggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *bastes*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you're not worth the plucking involved....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)