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# I'm hungry.

Bindun?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I love animals
they taste great
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# if god didn't want us to eat animals
why'd he make them out of meat?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# and why did he make peppered sauce?
and all in 7 days no less
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# same goes for people
got to get them young though
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# it's a good idea to only eat herbivores
omnivores tend to build up nasty toxins in their flesh
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Shall we tenderise toasty now
or let him roam free for a bit longer?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# you don't want to eat me now
I'm very ill and sickly.

Only just capable of typing thi.......
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww

quick, inject him with antibiotics.

have you got bovine TB?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That's why
things up the top of the food chain tend to eat things further down the food chain because things at the top of the food chain don't taste as nice.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Basically, lets just feed all animals sage and onion stuffing and be done with it
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^needs more garlic
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# actually, a fair point
garlic rocks
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# All animals
should be fed on garlic and live in ovens. Or something.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# You want racks of babies?
I got babies on racks!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# nice Rack, baby
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *jiggles*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *bastes*

(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you're not worth the plucking involved....
:D
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# they deserve no less!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# reminds me of that farside cartoon
where a bunch of cows are all trying beef to see what they taste like
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# "Hmmm, I'd say we taste a little like Chicken"
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I concur
I must admit I've been curious about what human flesh tastes like. As long as it's properly cooked and marinated. I'm not an animal!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i really do love animal flesh
but i alos want them to have a happy life.

Buy British, Buy Local.

fuck you Tescos and your factory farming ways.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# very much this
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ^This
I want meat to be happy right up until the bolt liquifies its brain.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# guy at works, dad owns a farm
that tried to boltgun a ram to put it down.

2 hours and 6 tries later it finaly died.

it's skull was so thick from butting things that the boltgun just kept knocking it out and it would come round a few minutes later.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I concur
*applauds*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Bacon FTW!



(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I had rabbit last night
and he still had his poop shoot inside.

Luckily I'd eaten most of it before I found it and felt quite ill...
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
never seen one of those before
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# It was on /links a week or so ago
There was a video :|
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# How do you know about this kind of thing?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# available from your local
Ann Summers outlet...
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# that is some terrible gutting you got right there
And remember to push out all the crap before opening up your rabbit
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Mrs S's dad did it for us.
He shot a load the other day and slung one our way.

It was fookin' gorgeous thou.

Roasted it up with tomatoes, spuds, rosemary, pepper, garlic and a big glug of olive oil.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Used to have it a lot as a kid
we was poor, regularly had wood pigeon too. Went round to my Mums and Step Dads not that long ago, he had bought an Air rifle to shoot some of the rabbits about theirs that where eating up my mums vegtable plot. He had no luck getting any, so I got about 3 for him.
Brought them into the kitchen and started skinning one he went mental "Theres no bloody way I'm going to eat that!!!" I hate a waste and felt bad for killing rabbits that he wouldn't let anyone eat. If you're going to kill an animal at least have the common curtosy to eat it, unless invovled in a culling due to some sort of infection.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Those animals are stoned!!!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Looked like post-coital glow to me
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(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)