gigli has got ben affleck in it, hasn't it?
i can't fucking stand him
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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Yes, but he can live as Chasing Amy was actually an alright movie.
If you ask me, anyway, but I love Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee so much more.
He's the lesser of two big stupid evils.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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He's the lesser of two big stupid evils.
joey lauren adams:
squeaky-voiced irritating fuck
worse than the bird in tankgirl
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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worse than the bird in tankgirl
You know when old men get all crotchetty and a bit annoyed with everything?
Are you going to buy a gun at that point?
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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nope
i'm going to switch of the tv and the internet,and read books whilst listening to CDs for the rest of my life to prevent having a spontaneous aneurism
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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Yes but your wee ones will be grown up
and most probably want things
And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.
But that can work
When you are old you say things like "Spiderman the MOVIE!?" and "I remember 'The Third Man' - now THAT was a movie".
And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.
The only reason i even acknowledge the existance of the USA
is "My Name Is Earl".
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39,
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the first Mrs Afinkawan
Didn't really believe in the existence of America either. She thought it was a marketing ploy.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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it is merely a colony of ours
let them believe that thay have their own country if it keeps them happy.
just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.
Hahaha
We did that to a mate's unnecessarily stereotypical yank cousin when he visited some years back.
When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"
good old US of A
let them think they have their own country, and it only takes them 85 years to start a war with themselves.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53,
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i saw him skate boarding in an old music video the other day
can't remember what band it was though
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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he used to be a proskateboarder
he is also a commited christian
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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He is
a Scientologist.
Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.
[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.
[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.
From what I hear
Scientology isn't an easy religion to quit, especially if you want to maintain a public profile.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58,
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Some folks have done it
I believe Jerry Seinfeld flirted with it, but no longer is involved, for example.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03,
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Fucking redemption-comedy.
Why can't they just hit each other with cars? it would be much funner.
They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46,
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They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
Gronky telly.
Sounds fab.
Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW