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# What is his full name?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# who's full name?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Isambard kingdom brunel?
(your spelling may vary)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# never heard of him
edit: googled. nope, definitley never heard of him. maybe it's cos i'm scottish
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# well,
you can't help it....
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# s'ok
I do Scottish puns too . . .



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# groan dave
that's an old joke mind.

"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# fuckin' ell!
no pleasing you Scotch is there . . .



(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# built a bridge.
Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.

Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Not just a bloody bridge
he made fucking loads of things.

The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.

Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.

And loads of other stuff.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# did he invent angel delight?
did he?
no, did he fuck
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you dropped this "?"
and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No
but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.

Except butterscotch flavour.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then
my great granddad was a train driver.

I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# No, you're not.
Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.
I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.

You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he built other stuff too
but more importantly he had an ace hat.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# The man in the prison
(Look up Brunel on wiki if you haven't heard of him)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)