
i dunno if i have the hummus for it..!
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And on the eight hundred and fifty first day, god created that shuddery thing you sometimes do after taking a piss.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04,
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He created that way you jerk just as you're dozing off
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05,
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a friend of mine has a good theory behind the piss shiver.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10,
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on the 1,460,078th day he got around to making Jesus.
Too late for compo though. *shrugs*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12,
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Too late for compo though. *shrugs*

I thought I was broken for a minute there.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20,
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That's a SCIENTIFIC FACT!

god creates the bacon sandwich.
5 minutes later, god creates nyom nyom nyom tasty munchy sound.
: )
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18,
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5 minutes later, god creates nyom nyom nyom tasty munchy sound.
: )

I just got some funny stares a few minutes ago, when i went to get some snacks for the office.
I like marmite sandwiches, however, to save time and for reliability, i get a tub of butter (well, low fat spread stuff), and a jar of marmite, then mix them up together in a container.
This gives me a tub of marmite spread that works straight from the fridge, and is always the strength I like. Does everyone else thinks this is weird?
*Hides in the corner with marmite sandwiches*
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17,
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I like marmite sandwiches, however, to save time and for reliability, i get a tub of butter (well, low fat spread stuff), and a jar of marmite, then mix them up together in a container.
This gives me a tub of marmite spread that works straight from the fridge, and is always the strength I like. Does everyone else thinks this is weird?
*Hides in the corner with marmite sandwiches*

It's not weird, but it's certainly not normal.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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I like Weetabix with butter....
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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is always good.
tv's nigella lawson (the curvy cook lady) whisks butter and marmite together too.
you are not alone.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21,
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tv's nigella lawson (the curvy cook lady) whisks butter and marmite together too.
you are not alone.

And on the 28th day, God threw a massive party which nobody came to.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20,
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He was setting himself up for a fall.
Poor God.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24,
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Poor God.

god created adam and eve. surely?
they'd be guests.
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27,
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they'd be guests.

Eve said she had a headache and Adam was in a bit of a mood....
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