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# *god bothers*
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# omg!
there's a snake in his nose!
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# Woo
Don't forget the party pance!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *buddha irritates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# This is great
We want a series!*

*by "we" I mean "I"
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# We do too!
/schizophrenia blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# And us!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^I'll second that
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# jings and help ma boab!
i dunno if i have the hummus for it..!
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Haha!
And on the eight hundred and fifty first day, god created that shuddery thing you sometimes do after taking a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# And on the 852nd
He created that way you jerk just as you're dozing off
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# myoclonus FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Myclonic Jerk
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# one time I nearly broke my toes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# the piss shiver.
a friend of mine has a good theory behind the piss shiver.
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Apparently
on the 1,460,078th day he got around to making Jesus.

Too late for compo though. *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# What?
I've never done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# me either
man thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *Conducts important research*
www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_225.html
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I think so
I've never either
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# That's that sorted then.
I thought I was broken for a minute there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# God loves sitting in a cardboard box.


That's a SCIENTIFIC FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# perhaps. or...
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# on the 251st day,
god creates the bacon sandwich.


5 minutes later, god creates nyom nyom nyom tasty munchy sound.

: )
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# speaking of sandwiches
I just got some funny stares a few minutes ago, when i went to get some snacks for the office.

I like marmite sandwiches, however, to save time and for reliability, i get a tub of butter (well, low fat spread stuff), and a jar of marmite, then mix them up together in a container.

This gives me a tub of marmite spread that works straight from the fridge, and is always the strength I like. Does everyone else thinks this is weird?

*Hides in the corner with marmite sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# About as weird as mixing ketchup and brown sauce.
It's not weird, but it's certainly not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *eye-twitch*
the faeries tell me it's normal.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Everyone has a 'thing' that other find irrational...
I like Weetabix with butter....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# time saving
is always good.

tv's nigella lawson (the curvy cook lady) whisks butter and marmite together too.
you are not alone.
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hewlett Packard make sammies?!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I prefer number 363, light cyan
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :)
And on the 28th day, God threw a massive party which nobody came to.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# He really should have invented guests before inventing parties...
He was setting himself up for a fall.

Poor God.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# but on the 6th day,
god created adam and eve. surely?
they'd be guests.
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# They didn't turn up
Eve said she had a headache and Adam was in a bit of a mood....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# how sad :'(
i would've gone to god's party, had i been invited.
(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# As would I...
But I wasn't invited...

Soemthing about starting a rebellion in Heaven or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)