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[challenge entry] I'm new, don't rape me...yet.

Ok, you can rape me now.

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(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Heh.
 
I like it, though I don't know why.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Aww, how about a little gentle skullfuckery?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Well, only if it's gentle.
It's late where I am and I don't want a headache in the morning.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Boo!
Good 'ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# 'ning Bonnie

I'll be only here for another ten minutes or so. Damn busy schedules.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Actually making you work?
Bastards!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# yeah
life's not fair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# *le gaspe*
I have no computer access at the bookshop!

GAAHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# but you have BOOKS!
spend the morning cross indexing ALL of them and you can pretend you have a booky-Google to use for the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I wrote my own book once
I will upload the first few chapters to somewhere if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7397321
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7397358
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# =O
People said that before the internet, they used books to learn stuff.

Maybe there's a book in there you can use to access b3ta. You know, all retro like.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# You never know
But I don't think I'd ask Anna because then I'd have to explain what the fuck I'm going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Gradually ascending to hard anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Someone’s been uploading Einstürzende Neubauten videos to youtube.
 
GIVE ME A KISS, INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I just LOVE Die Interimsliebenden, and Perpetuum Mobile, amongst many others. Is Halber Mensch there?

*goes to find out*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# yup
(whatever the hell it is)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# It's the anthem of mediocrity
or so I'd like to believe
youtube.com/watch?v=nufIYi_WYF0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Ae, it was Halber Mensch I was looking for
but there's live stuff, movie clips, all sorts.

Just enjoying a curiously camp version of "Yu Güng"..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Excellent
just excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Old German industrial music. Happy days..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)
# what? also
I love it when people talk about stuff you don't know about.

I don't know whether to feel inferior for not being cool or superior for not being a geek.

I shall feel exferior instead. which is a word I made up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# I don't know what's going on either.
Can I be exferior also? I was going to be ulterior, but that seems to be a real word.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# you can be ultraferior
and you can then be my nemesis

I just need to work out the attributes of the 2 words to see who has which powers.

Yours won't be as good though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Yay!
As long as I get the power to see through wet paper towels, you can have the rest.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Be courteous, kind and forgiving; be gentle and peaceful each day..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# once my hangover has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# NEVER MAKE LOVE TO BIGFOOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I promise to be different!
I promise to be unique!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# PUT A LIVE CHICKEN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
 
'ello, 'anke!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Yo bro
hope all's well on your end
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Ah, pretty sweet.
 
I should be gone already, got some bands to see..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# hehe
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# This is good, I approve
*puts away rape-filming kit*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# 'Ning Trell-Trell
That's your name for this morning.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I have a sore throat
But I'm in a phenomenally good mood today :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I hate sore throats
I can't even tolerate a mild sore throat

gargling with soluble aspirin works the bestest

not swallowing barbed wire also works well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Can't use aspirin
On account of it's stomach-screwing properties. I like Beechams Honey & Lemon tickly cough mix. I could drink the whole bottle!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# soluble paracetamol then
God - do I have to do everything round here!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# I could drink a whole bottle of Buttercup's Syrup
*daydreams* Mmmmmm.........
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# I'm in kind of a good mood
I'm seeing Harry Potter later!! Woo :P
Besides that, and talking to a long-lost friend yesterday, nothing good has happened, and I have had no reason to be in a good mood.

I hope your throat is better soon =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Pull up a chair, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Thanks.
I've been watching the boards for about 2 years. I just never joined until I got stuck in the house recently. I loved all your teeny animations that condensed large films to tiny ones. Those were total awesomeness. *takes off clothes* sorry...awkward...*puts clothes on again*
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# damn b3ta groupies
*lines up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# That is some top quality lurkage
Even if you didn't have an account for all of it. I only hovered for a few weeks before daring to put my penn'orth in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# I always wanted to join
I just never felt like my photoshopping could compare..but recently, I figured if I can't beat them, join them. Jesus, that statement is so overused...but I can't think of a better one that describes it. Maybe this one will. Ooogaboogabooga. Yeah, that describes my situation perfectly.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# are you sure it's /board you have been watching
and not just the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Yep. It's the board.
With all the bandwagon posting and paintmashed crazyness I've seen, I'm pretty sure that stuff wasn't on the front page. Now I'm a part of it. I feel like I've jumped into the television.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7397242
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I wish :)
Both versions of this film would be classed as awesome (normal and Kermie), woo to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# This is good
You shall be spared the gas chambers.

Hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I read that as "gas cucumbers".
 
I think I should go soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Ghost cucumbers!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Hello Weasel
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# *Huggles back*
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# touch your toes!
ill never forget the burger scene.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Welcome! We like new meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# this L image
has been voted "best"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# it's not easy being green
also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)