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[challenge entry] kwik and very dirty


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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# thats shit
woo
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
poops always funny

(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# To you, maybe.
To others, it's a weight loss aid.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# To Gillian McKeith, it's a career.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
To everyone else: a her.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# You are what you eat.
"Gillian, lay off the turd sandwiches love"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# to dogs, its communication
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I read through your blog again earlier
and laughed at the word on the hotel wall.
How many pounds have you lost so far?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# erm . . .
Today I am 189.2 and I started off at 218, so coming up for 30lbs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Impressive.

I've lost half a stone in the last week due to not having money and thus eating rice.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The odd thing is,
I really am not trying to lose weight particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ah... ben dun
just the other day, but then what has not been in this compo....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# er,
crap?

/scarpers
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# No, there's been loads of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Can someone post something else please?
I'm about to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# that's why
I used a fake poo, coulsn't stomach the real stuff, sorry
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I learned a long time ago that B3TA and eating are not a good combo.
Warning! Be forewarned. Be safe. Do not eat and b3ta simultaneously.

/may not apply for bulimics.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# oh yeah
how about a bit of black on white action
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm...
"I 'read' this book with my daughter from the time she was four months old through about her first year."
"Our interaction with the small book was cuddly and verbal."
"She had her favorites, and the book is well-worn, chewed in places. It was a daily gentle activity, holding her interest, obviously delighting and stimulating."

Does all the above, taken out of context, sound horribly wrong or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)