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# I wish I had pshop
to gmos that up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# GAGH!
Why are they allgmosingahkhakhakbluergh
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# LOBSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# more lobster
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hello
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*

How was friday?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I thought i was going to be ok
but when they brought the coffin in they started playing My way.

fucking hell, tears streaming down my face!

the whole thing was nice, sad but nice.

by about 8pm my gran was pissed out of her head.
singing and dancing round her living room.
my uncle sat on the couch watching her, tears running freely.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :(
Sounds like a grand send off though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "my way" on the way in
and "bring me sunshine" on the way out.

my mum even done the dance on the way up the aisle

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
excellent stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# it was a proud moment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# :)
Let it all out, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# :o
just wanted a title smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# :U
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# :&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# :~²,
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# that's a specialist one, right there!
it's a man who, half way through shaving his luxuriant moustache (has done the right hand side, not the left), gives a slight smile.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my gran didn't cry much
but i think that's just a generation thing.
she was really sad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# You sure she wasn't just being stoic?
The elderly are good at that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yeah, that's what i was saying
she was sad but she wasn't letting it show.

instead of crying she just drank lots of whiskey

god i'm proud
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# :)
You got good genes
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# don't i know it
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *hugs*
*really really hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *really really likes it*
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# :)
I need hugs too

*keeps hugging*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *hugs back*
*really hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *likewises*
*and goes mmmmm a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha
i was thinking that too.

mmmmm

*rocks side to side a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmm ^this
that's good huggin'!

careful now that it doesn't develop into something else .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *engorges*
pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *feels prod*
aw, what the hell ... grief-sex? No one will see this far off the edge of the board ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *humps rampantly*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Get a room!
Here, use mine, and ignore that camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# *manly hugs too*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# with hard pats on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# cow pats
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# you're so childish!
*pulls pigtails and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# absolutly.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i am all of teh consoled
much appreciated matey.

have you told the wife you're in love with me yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# "So you're a Lobster huh? And what exactly are you lobstering against?"
"What've you pot?"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# LOBSTERS DO NOT NEED BOATS
AS SUCH THEY ARE AN ENEMY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# M A J I K !
+ woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# She could also be successfully Nerys-ed,
I feel.
With sexy results.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# YES!
Nerys Molesthes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I think the resemblance is already startling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I grow to love you more every moment that passes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)