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# Isn't it obvious?
Build rubber houses!

Not only will your house just float during a flood, but injuries from falling down the stairs will fall 100%!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Rubber doesn't float
A childhood of swimming underwater to retrieve rubber bricks from the bottom of the swimming pool confirms this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# What if we make them out of rubber bubbles?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Rubber bubbles of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Lead?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# No, that's what they don't make rubber bullets from
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Was your childhood house built out of rubber then?
You'd have thought they'd have used some form of mortar.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Rubber mortar?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Portable field gun?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Well I assumed the house was made of rubber
Judging by the walls of my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Full of spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# they were rubber COATED bricks
you dobber
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# attention! attention!
Mictoboy is in the building (or on a fag break)
afternoon sir!
They letting you back on B3ta now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i snuck on
i am nawty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Whatever they were, didn't you have nothing better to do than chuck them in our pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# You mean those rubber bricks
that are actually just bricks coated in rubber, not rubber all the way through?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Well one of the ones in our class had a chunk missing
I'm guessing it was chomped on by one of the school mongs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# aye
we cut one up just to make sure. They have a cement/concrete center for crunchy goodness.

Though you are still right, that type of rubber sinks :p We used to use hockey pucks too, they are rubber through and through.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Cor
Robot Crunchies!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# they're rubber coated house bricks
you backbirth
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# What's a backbirth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Why on Earth would you coat a brick in rubber?
I'm with DB on this one. I reckon house bricks float so they had to coat them in rubber to make them sink to the bottom of the swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# To stop the mongs breaking the tiles when they dropped them
and missed their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)