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# Nice timing, Gordon....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I can't believe they went ahead with that report


Also, it's fucking Green Belt land.

cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Politicians have
long since cottoned on to the fact that the majority of the general public are stupid.

And yeah, I knew it would all be green belt land. The brown belt land is far too valuable as loan collateral for him to make all the owners sell it for housing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# And getting more stupid with every birth
*plop*

oops, there goes the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# thats the gene pool fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# There was a thing in the paper this morning
about people deciding not to have kids to reduce their carbon footprint.

That's exactly the wrong sort of people to give up having kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# indeed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Sounds like an interesting film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# it is
watch it

it's good :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# since when has green belt stops fat cunts like prescott just bulldozering over the fucker and tarmacing it.

the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah
cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# as an engineer I have mixed feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I'll rephrase his statement
"bulldozing over john prescott"

does that sound better now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Isn't it obvious?
Build rubber houses!

Not only will your house just float during a flood, but injuries from falling down the stairs will fall 100%!
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# Rubber doesn't float
A childhood of swimming underwater to retrieve rubber bricks from the bottom of the swimming pool confirms this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# What if we make them out of rubber bubbles?
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# Rubber bubbles of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Lead?
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# No, that's what they don't make rubber bullets from
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Was your childhood house built out of rubber then?
You'd have thought they'd have used some form of mortar.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Rubber mortar?
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# Portable field gun?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Well I assumed the house was made of rubber
Judging by the walls of my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Full of spunk?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# they were rubber COATED bricks
you dobber
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# attention! attention!
Mictoboy is in the building (or on a fag break)
afternoon sir!
They letting you back on B3ta now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i snuck on
i am nawty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Whatever they were, didn't you have nothing better to do than chuck them in our pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# You mean those rubber bricks
that are actually just bricks coated in rubber, not rubber all the way through?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Well one of the ones in our class had a chunk missing
I'm guessing it was chomped on by one of the school mongs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# aye
we cut one up just to make sure. They have a cement/concrete center for crunchy goodness.

Though you are still right, that type of rubber sinks :p We used to use hockey pucks too, they are rubber through and through.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Cor
Robot Crunchies!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# they're rubber coated house bricks
you backbirth
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# What's a backbirth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Why on Earth would you coat a brick in rubber?
I'm with DB on this one. I reckon house bricks float so they had to coat them in rubber to make them sink to the bottom of the swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# To stop the mongs breaking the tiles when they dropped them
and missed their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahahah
*clicks*

Good day Sir, hopes you are well?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I am, ta.
Bit knackered after the weekend.

We went to see Humphrey Lyttelton and his band last night, it was fab!

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Cor, that sounds like a lot of fun
I'm ok ta

Just disturbed by this:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6730261.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# How odd
"Manto Tshabalala-Msimang is known as 'Dr Beetroot'"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Because she is surrounded by exposed red-raw bell ends I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *inserts comment here*


:P


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hey lady
1993 called, it wants it's shirt back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hey
63,997,993 called.
The 'saurs want their joke back.

But it is a good'un!
So we're keeping it!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Badda bing badda boom!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Silly petehix
Dinosaurs have no funny bones!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Noah
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)