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# Hmmm...


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What about BUCKINGHAMSHIRE!?
We been flooded too.

Well, not my bit. Not most of it really. Buckingham.

Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# where my parents live has been on the news a lot
purely cos they have a siren, and it makes the footage more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ou est ca?
I won't stalk them, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# lincolnshire
luckily, the house we're buying there is on a hill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Is lincolnshire up, down, left or right?
Like Leicestershire, I have not a blues clue where it is.

At least I know where Guildford is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# sort of to the right of the middle
above east anglia, below hull
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I didn't think
Lincolnshire had any hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# they keep them underground for emergencies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# well, lumpy bits
but no
coming from wales, lincolnshire is a tedious expanse of flat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Norfolk?
Near? Towards?

My stunning lack of knowledge of my country is legendary. I've lived in Aylesbury for 16 years, on and off, and I still barely know where anything is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# your cutlery is in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oh thank fuck *stops panicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It's the herby one
you know, usually in packs of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# SOSSIJ
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Dear Reader
Although we'd love to include your county, we are limited in the space we can devote to coverage of the story.

You are welcome to make your request again when Buckinghamshire has been renamed Atlantis :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Heh, cheeky fecker.
It's our fault for having such an awfully named river: The Ouse.

(it's not blook Ankh Morpork)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# LOOK! WATER! LIVE! LOOK! WE'RE WEARING WELLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I really wish you'd present something on Cbeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
oh my yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Gooooood morning my little friends
Today we're going to learn about put downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# put the paintbrush down billy
you're fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# i can just see you on me too....
fucking mongs.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# And so Edward the big blue elephant
clipped the magazine back into his gun, and set off to find Harry the Hamster, who had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# FUCK YOU, HAIRY BASTARD *blam blam blam*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# HERE IS A RIVER
IT IS WET
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# wellie shortage hits London
The BBC should've nicked some from Glastonbury when they were covering it.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# ah ha, that'll teach em
for moaning about hosepipe bans!
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i've not seen one TV crew
and i go between gloucester and cheltenham everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# They cancelled telly for a "Flood Special" last night
That'll be on top of the blanket coverage on every fucking news programme.

I'm sure stuff is happening elsewhere.

These knife gangs and Iraqi insurgents must be having a field day at the moment, getting away with murder.

Hey, atleast they've shut up about 'Maddy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Well
Chances are she's somewhere nice and sunny having sex, cow
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN SOME SAND BAGS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# pfft!
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# yeah, what happened to her?
apart from the kidnapping. or disappearing. Or whatever.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# the usual
sex, death, shallow grave

sad, certainly, but almost certainly true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# and the other
that no one likes to talk about.

or she's part of a rich sheiks paedo hareme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# They found something better to report on
Rain yes RAIN! Not bad parenting, or one in a million kids that get kidnapped each year

RAIN!

Take that Mcanns!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Well, it IS a rare thing in England
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# kidnapping or rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# front page yeserday
Was a woman who was airlifted with her dog! I mean come on front page

I did a fantastic dump this morning that deserves more exposure than that!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you need to read the star
they lead with a story on big brother.

with a picture of a bikini clad 'babe'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hurrah for equations
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# /phones nature
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# maths....
BURN THE WITCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.

I liked the fact that George Alagiah has spent 3 days flying about in a helicopter talking about how the flooding could have been caused by global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yeah
like his mechnical wanking spanners had nothing to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *wees in your ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
helecopter mechanical wank spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# screw Archimedes



hahaha see what I did there??...eh?...eh?....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you screwed Archimedes
in his hairy butthole.

you nawty boy, i hope you used protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha - officelol
Very woo sir, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)