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# why turtles don't need parachutes
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Yay turtles!
Is he under heavy shelling?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
That tortoise all a lesson! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you're being turtley unrealistic
with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Sheer terra pins me to the spot...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm just green that the two of you are at loggerheads.
It's kempRidley ridiculous to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Good god these puns are bad!
You all deserve chuting
(jammietarts ..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Put it down to sheer chelonliness.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# nekkid parachuting turtle!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# trust you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I wasn't going to mention it either.
Since the genetalia haven't been rendered.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *remembers naked skydiver avi*
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# The word of the day is "incorrigible"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# eh?
it's plain for all to see, silly Mink!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# yeah
but it's only you that pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah well
In The Emperor's New Clothes that is considered a virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# there's no doubting
that you are a clever girl.

*gives special certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# all turtles are red
the green is a wetsuit
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# They're not green.
See photo.
Even 'green' turtles are brown.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# indeed
the ones in the local sea life centre where my ex worked were browny green - one has a snake like head - I named him "retardo"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Was that the Weymouth one?
I was a bit disappointed that their turtle centre was just a home for unwanted terrapins.

Brighton has some biggies. They don't let you jump in for a swim with them though. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *takes "special" care*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# but how does it stay on
woo anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# fab!
reminds me of this:

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Yay, thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i see you've not updated your blog.
what can i write about in mine today?

/severly lacking inspiration today
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Blimey, you are
Have a cup of tea and take a walk at lunchtime. The ideas will flow, like abuse from a hobo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i've just had a cup of tea and it's nearly lunch time
now, where's that hobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# see?
too difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)