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# In that noel edmunds linky thing in the newsletter

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u4F7uGleXaA



Towards the very end in teh credits..

what the fuck is up with this guys head?

*scary stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# He suffers from
sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# It's a terrible cross that some of us have to bear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# It's a curse
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
/sets up camera (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I have no idea.
Speaking of Noel Edmonds he is filming a new show in London this weekend and i've been threatened with tickets, Anyone want to go? I'll post the tel no. if so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I wouldn't mind.
Unless this is a trick and then you may want to eat me, or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Sorr, not this weekend. That's what you get for not reading your spam properly
We have great pleasure in inviting you to NOEL EDMONDS fantastic new USA SMASH HIT, prime time television show ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 10 YEAR OLD? taking place at the famous GEORGE LUCAS STAGE at ELSTREE FILM STUDIOS on either the 30th, 31st JULY or 1st AUGUST 2007. Doors open from 13:00 onwards.

***REFRESHMENTS SERVED THROUGHOUT!***

Noel Edmonds hosts his newest and most exciting quiz show since Deal or No Deal, which brings adults and kids together to answer questions that any 10-year old should be able to answer, as the grown-ups work their way up the cash prize ladder for an ultimate cash prize of £250,000!

If you would like to **book your exclusive FREE PRIORITY PASS TICKETS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE, then all you have to do is give one of our friendly Audience Researchers a call on 08700 24 1000 or go to www.applausestore.com. Remember you can invite friends, family...in fact anyone who would like to see this fantastic show being made! Minimum age restriction 10+ years.

We look forward to hearing from you very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# bit desparate for audiences eh
guess the magic of television is not what it was :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# It's standard practise
akshully. Whereas you used to have to register and wait for a letter, now, due to the magic of the interwebs they send you a mail. I went to see QI a couple of times and they won't let it lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# like I say, bit desparate for audiences
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# That's exactly how they got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I don't mind, I don't get that many
(unlike last year, I was battered with mails for X Factor ) and maybe twice a year a gem pops up, as it was with QI.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# no thanks
he's crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha, you get those emails from audience applause as well eh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# yes,
they never bloody stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# they keep threatening me with tickets for rubbish shows too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hmmm while we're on the subject
a prominent pharmaceutical corporation has offered me some penis-enlarging medications. I'll post my email address if anyone's interested ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# that's nothing.
I can get a rolex that only costs $200 on the internet ( and $5 in Turkey ) and I'm looking into some medications ENDORSED by doctors.

Nah, it's not spam, apllause store is how the TV shows fill audiences for shitty shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Did you request the email?
Do multiple people receive it without requesting it?
It's spam.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Yes I requested the mail
as you have to be a registered member to receive them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# bah! I laugh at your rolex!
my genuine ralex will cost $5 a crate in turkey :D

mostly now I get crap stock spam that's virtually illegible to get around spam filters, this of course goes via an automated process (hah, fucking success there eh) into the spam folder
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# enlarge/shrink the size of your member/penis
and reduce/increase the size of your breasts!

all with one handy pill
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# of course, you don't mess with noel
you don't mess with noel
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I don't think I mentioned it before
but that's clever as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It's a camera trick.
His head is actually 20ft wide.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)