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# Halfternoon


Today Vladimir is spreading the good word by selling communist branded label makers.
Each label comes pre-printed with 'The People's' prefix.
Make sure you know who that car belongs to.
That's right.. The people. Your comrades.

What're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# nuffink.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Today i have mainly been writhing in pain
and lurking.. always lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# better or worse
than writhing in pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I would'nt know.
i havent tried..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# you should
it'd probably take your mind off the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Being pissed off
because some plumber-type person's just turned up, meaning I'm not gonna be able to go out until he's finished and gone

Window cleaner, in fact.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# And is sending the dogs crazy
they're sprinting around barking at every window. And I can't stop them, because they don't listen. And I can't let them out because they're going in and out of the gate.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Make sure he puts lots of stickers on newspapers other than The People, just to confuse everyone.
I'm updating the smart card access level of every Medical Secretary that works here so that they can do everything they need to, whilst listening to Joe Satriani.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Making a Sims/B3ta/Big Brother crossbreed
Involving such famous peoples as:
Me
Jesus H Christ (not a b3tan)
Pasanonic
discomeats
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
Captain Wow
Debbilgrrrrl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Why did you choose these people in particular?
I would like a detailed explanation for each.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# am i forgiven yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# YOU WILL ONLY BE FORGIVEN WHEN YOU STOP TELLING THESE FILTHY FILTHY LIES THAT YOU ARE TELLING RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# but, but, but!
i'm not telling lies!!
and stop shouting...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I AM NOT SHOUTING, I AM SPEAKING WITH PASSION.
This is why I need superbold in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# RIGHTYO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I always get paranoid no-one recognises me...
I'm regular, just not too regular, or as prolific as some.

But I'm always here, just sometimes I dont post. B3ta is #1 on my speed-dial!

/internet insecurity blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I remember when you were still Mr C...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Yay!
That was originally the name of my stuffed toy monkey when I was a kid. It was short for Mr Chimpy Chimp Chimpington McChimp. Then I realised the potential pun value of Mr.Ons, and its been good times ever since.

Though its quite odd just how many people don't get the Mr.Ons/Mysterons thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# That's interesting, gronkpan was the name of my imaginary friend when I was a kid.
He was the king of the Dundertrolls. My parents layed a new driveway and there was a piece of pipe sticking out of it.

When I asked them what the pipe was, they told me that gronkpan had gone snorkelling and the concrete had set before he could get out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Actually
I never really thought about your name. It is indeed a pun. Have a biscuit :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *soothes*
Don't worry Mrs Onions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Well
Me and Pasanonic because there always has to be a conflict
Dave because he was the first person I thought of
Discomeats because I could make him look funny
DD because it would be funny
Debbilgrrrrl because I could dress her up like a Devil and she's a perfectly good wimminz for the job, and Coptain Wow because she's a pirate! Wooo pirate!

I will also hang a few pictures up to make it see mmore like home - Michael Brandow, Goatse, maybe a b3ta logo here and there...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I had this excellent pack for giger furniture
Have you ever played on the Gamecube? It's absolutely mental, although you can change pretty much every aspect of the skins and face which is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I can DRAW on the sims
That's how I'd do your eyepatch. Assuming there isn't one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# skin editing?
You're braver than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I made 'Eve' once
As in a grubbly little unshaven naked woman.

And her grandfather...Death.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I thought Deaths grandaughter was Susan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Payment.
For sexual favours.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7456130
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# You don't scare me.
'ning sexipance!

*fondles*

Aargh!

Ok, you scare me a bit.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ning Profski :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# can I be....
....the person that goes into the secret house and never gets to be a contestant, resulting in zero money for many months of preparation?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Does DOCTOR DYSLEXIA have like a 0 for every personality trait?
And runs around shouting and slapping people? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# That could be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Interesting...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
i seem to remember making a family and forgeting to link the relatives up, so i ended up with a house of incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Well
I made the Phobb family, and most of the died in a fire of refused to go to school and ended up taken away with the catholic priests military, and then the little boy starved to death, so the grandfather and the father became gay. I took photos.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Haha
The best type of cest there is!

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# this is quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well I know SOMEONE won't be taking part.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Mike Reid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Jesus
Actually...that's an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yeah, put him in
he can just lie there in a coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Nooo he can be the ressurected form
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I hope you never have to explain this to anyone normal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'm just glad
you're all so understanding
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I'm wanting to go home
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ^ seconded, mos' def
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# An interesting choice for Ford Prefect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ??
Sorry, there was a problem with your post:

I didn't understand it.

Please try again
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Latest film version of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Ford Prefect is played by Mos Def.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Ah...
*spangs self*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# fuck the bank
i need a twenty year water tank
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I thought that said 'tater wank'
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *spud-fwaps for two decades*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# the mighty Mos Def
is most mighty indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I'm watching a little Stargate
then I'm gonna clean the kitchen, do some photoshoppery, and make my girlfriends birthday present.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# how little?
can you fit your head in it?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Its ever so small
But I'm only 8" myself, so I fit in. The girth makes it a bit of a snug fit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# PROTIVNIK! AH MYLA POPALI POPALI!
Today I'm just sitting and waiting. Waiting for the components to arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I am mostly
making a shitey newsletter

and listening to Stars of the Lid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Waxing my clit
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *teases*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)