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# i made a cartoon of my kitteh...but i don't think she approves...

she has somehow wedged herself behind me in my computer chair
and is trying her best to kick me out of it...

i think she has aspirations of taking over the internets...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# cats will never take over the internets!
never! Not even with invisible bicycles!


woo to your evil cattess.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# thankee...
i think i captured her gimpy tail nicely...
^_^
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# indeed
and the plotting gaze.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# That's as she knows you have wronged Egglecup Kitty!
'ningles matey!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# rawr!
*tackles*
howz youse?

i'm getting ready to dash off to work. ick!

woke up to a phone call...
bosslady~"hey, nikki...want to come into work an hour earlier all week? we have extra hours, and i know you want the money"
me~"sure!"(already mentally spending the monies)

...but now i donwanna!
*pouts*
i shouldn't be allowed to make decisions before 11am...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Well extra hours means extra cat fuds!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I read that as
"I made a carton of my kitty"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# she's evil
and wants to take over the worrrrld
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# indeed she does...

she has infiltrated teh intraweb nows! RUN!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# OMG HAX
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaw
That's cuuuutey kitty!

Plus there has to be a pussy gag in there somewhere
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
*wanks harder*

*sticks daisy down japs eye*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Cat lieky fishfingers!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# busted!
*zips up fly
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Does having a limp wrist mean she's gay?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# nope...
she just sits like that...
dunno why...
i think it's cuz she's a classy ladee.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Yay for kitties
Mine hides in the garden til dinnertime
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Could I get you to draw a picture of my Mr. Tiggles for a zillion squid?*
*may not be real money
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# ooh...squid...
i dunno...it probably wouldn't ashally look like him...
this doesn't really look like my tifa.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It;s his birthday soon
and last year I already gave him chicken things. So I feel like I need something new. Effort made by someone else though, obviously...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# what shall we do tonight kitteh?
same thing we do every night,
try to take over the internets!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Awwww
that's strangely cute
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)