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# I'm stumped for 75% of this compo
even after looking at the filenames

but, have you ever drunk tea or coffee through a Twirl SPIRA?

Its lovely and I heartily endorse it.

EDIT: It's not a compo entry - still confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
# ^this
and is coffee through a twirl nice?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)
# oh yes indeed
warm milk also

and hey, fuck it - brandy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I like this idea, and will heartily endorse it!
Now to find some twirls.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And RUM
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# You have just perfected the idea!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Well I learned from my Dad
That Rum and Chocolate are very, VERY good friends. Don't bother with brandy in your hot chocolate, splash some rum in instead.

I'm a dark chocolate kind of guy, but I know those who swear that white chocolate works best, though I suspect they're FUCKING INSANE!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# This is true
I've learnt through experience that rum is the best to put in hot drinks.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Let me guess
Sometimes you can't remember what tasted best but when you get it right it rings a bell?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I might have to do this tonight with some Sailor Jerry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# What are those other things
that are a bit like twirls but aren't? They're a spiral of chocolate. they work pretty well too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Flake?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Nah
Aren't Twirls just chocolate coated flakes?

These are another thing, mybe just called Spira or something.

Edit: Yes, yes they were:

www.britannia-shop.de/media/CadburySpira.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Actually, you're right
Twirls are chocolate coated flakes.

Hmmm.... can't think of any similar chocolate
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# SPIRA - that's the ones
tea, coffee, brandy etc through a SPIRA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Drifters?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# they're called a Spiral I think
thicker choclate, in a .... spiral shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# You mean
Spira!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# yup,
that's the sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Aaah yes, up above me...
*mong*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I got told off
for teaching the ex-wife's aunt how to do that. I got even more told off when the same aunt was drunk one time and I convinced her to try drinking her wine through a breadstick. She eventually went mad and ran off with a lesbian. I'm not sure the two things are related though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I dunno
I've seen a flowchart where this is a likely outcome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)
# ahahahah
YOU are to blame!

the wine through a breadstick trick turns them into REAL lesbians! Not frisky, fancy-a-threesome-with-me-and-my-hot-mate-after-we've put-on-some-lippy-and-stockings lesbians!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Burly rather than Burlesque
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)
# TIM TAMS FTW!
... or a penguin

have you ever bitten the head off a penguin and used it to dawb anti casto propaganda on the wall of the embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# not recently
I thought that wasn't possible after they switched to the new plastic wrappers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)
# yeah
you have to get vintage or it doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# God damn... Tim Tams sounds amazing
but I know/think they're australian, meaning I can't get them over here.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)
# they're just penguins
but you get them in exotic tropical flavours like chocolate or white chocolate... and possibly cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# but australians i've spoken to have gone on and on about them
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# they don't really have a history to speak of
except for being a bunch of crimmos and using the skulls of the indigenous people's as ash trays... so they go on about pointless stuff like biscuits and surfing and swimming and... sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# surfing?
swimming?


sharks?


*cough*cornwall*cough*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# workshy pikey cider drinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Meh.
they do the same thing about Vegemite.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# but that stuff's not amazing. I HAVE tried that.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ...bah
Spoil my dream :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
#
gimmie some...
gerroff!
gimme some!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Wrong advert
that's the Milk/Ian Rush/Acrington Stanley advert
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
# yeah
but I'm conditioned to think those words whenever I hear or see the word 'exactly'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I like putting two Tim Tams together
with a spread of Vegemite between them
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I like to throw them as hard as I can at the sleeping head of a koala
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah, they keep coming up with all kinds of weird-ass flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Hero bars?
 
No?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)
# yeah the compo is quite cryptic
gives us more to think about thou, kool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# When I was 10
me and my cousin used to drink coca cola through spiras, and get ripped off our tits on the sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)