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# Zombies in love
I was playing Resident Evil: Dead Aim the other day and noticed that on the Pool Deck, some zombies were taking the time on the Umbrella owned cruise liner. It pained me to aim the GCon2 at them with the Handgun equiped... So I loaded the Shotgun and took them both out together. Together in life. Together in death. Together in undeath. And together in death again.

(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you are a shut in
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# And you're a slaver
So we both win.
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Shut it.
Just shut it, now.
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# why?

I'm stumped...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Because
I'll beat you to death.
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# with cheese?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
No, his feet
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# from across the oceans?
with a game controller?

Oh.. okay, I get it now.

Yo have fun with that... I'll just continue to post my dumb drawings here then. You let me know when you've dragged your teenaged arse all the way to California and we'll meet for a pint :)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# well isn't that sweet
hahaha
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Sweet :D
They're even holding hands :)
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I'd imagine that's what going on a real cruise is like
just loads of people shuffling about, looking at the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# and getting shot?
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Shuffling
But what about the Hunters that come out later? I don't think you'd see those on many cruises. There might be a law against B.O.Ws on cruise liners.

And don't say ships need bows on them. ;)
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ships need bows on them
I want to antagonize you now...

if I may.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# What country you from?
"Jill is the master of Unlocking"

"Unlocking" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "Unlocking?"

"Jill is the master of Unlocking"

Say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
C'mon, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" again!
I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "Jill is the master of Unlocking" one more goddamn time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
#
She IS the master of unlocking, though
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# no no no!
For unlocking shit, you need Goldyunlocks and the three bears from Batfink!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# :/
The Hair Bear Bunch could beat the three bears.
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# This thread has proved
I have crossed the age gap and am now waving serenely at all the young people on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# then i'll just sit by my window and dribble
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
Sounds a plan. I think I'll join you. Different window, though.
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)