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# i fucking hate cats,
say what you will but they are fuckin' vermin
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# ^ this, so hard
cats are shit

DOGS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Dogs are fascists
Have you ever seen a police cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# nazis...
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Cats rule
Dogs drool! Cats have brains. You ever hear of a working cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# dogs drool
cats stick their claws in your scrotum, for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Cats are vicious for no reason
Mine once clamped her claws in the back of my head when I bit her stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# And after killing the wildlife...
the fuckers shit them out on your lawn.

*Used to live next to the street's obligatory crazy cat lady.*
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# right on
cats are board nazis
in disguise
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Let's have a think...
Dog cons: Leave a greasy substance on your hands when stroked.
Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.

Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.

I declare cats the master race.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you are hitler
that is all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Concentration camps are no laughing matter...
my grandpa died in one.

Fell off the guard tower.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# burn the heretic!
Our feline overlords demand it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# ^This. In a big way.
Evil little sods.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# they're not crazy
they're just addicts...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I am going to have to ignore you for that :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# nooo,
dont ignore my veiws
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# So this'd be the place to insult Dave then?
Since he can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Well he IS the goatse man
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)