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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# LEIA!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# GIANT PUSSY!
*fwaps*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# leia's giant pussy
*is confused*

*does emergency remedial fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *hands over the box of tissues*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hands the box back
oh, you might need to wipe it

and the box
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *takes box with rubber gloves*
*incinerates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# oh, rubber gloves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Medical grade ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# is that one above or below dangerous chemical leak grade?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Below
Most humans don't tend to leak dangerous chemicals.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# unless they've been to mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Then you need the full haz-mat suit
And a 30km safety radius

Or is that when their mum went to Iceland? I can never remember
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I only go to iceland for the quality £1.50 curries and the 80p pizzas
I fear, I may need to get a life :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I have never been to Iceland
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# oh you should go
even tho reykjavik is a capital city, it's still small enough that it doesn't have that nasty big city feel


/never actually been to iceland blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Never saw it meself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Why hello you
still around?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *looks down*
Yup, looks like it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# half past one eh?
*sidles up*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Er, hello!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *relurks, giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *ensnares*
Gotcha!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# this evening's b3ta moment comes to you courtesy of Londingham and Leningrad
www.b3ta.com/board/5318167
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# well, it's all about..
um..

I dunno, I'm just a man, I don't understand!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# You have missed so much..
..geekdom, I being 36 cannot begin to even explain

You are probably better off not knowing.

A previous girlfriend told me to sit down during a preview of The Phantom Menace, when I wanted to have a light-saber skirmish with a journalist with our programs.. She looked genuinely embarrassed. I still had my duel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I understand Star Wars
I've been to conventions, I've met the (admittedly less well-known) cast members, I have my own light saber!

Carrie Fisher just never did anything for me.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# maybe you could have asked nicely?
oh, no doubt she's a poohead in real life

:D

isn't everyone, ultimately?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# There are others I'd rather ask
Besides, she's 50 now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# aye
they're all knocking on innit

keep forgetting how long it's been, 30 years old this year innit or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# That's the kiddie
'77 - Start of Star Wars, end of The King. What a year.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I feel old now
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Way before my time hun ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# *cries into zimmerframe*
"I remember the war!!!"*


*The coop war on prices

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# That might be because you are woman, but I catch your drift ;)
Note how she wasn't a 'blond bombshell' as the lead female role, and cast as yet another relatively unknown in the original movie. This was the original casting formula that worked so well Lucus seemed to have forgotten with his dodgy prequels. Leia was pretty, affirmative, and feisty; she didn't need to be a Hollywood beauty recognizable with time. Check the daft haircut he gave her. Statement or what!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# jewish mothers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# of course she was feisty
she was off her fucking tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# haha
nice
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# Must....shop.....quickly.....
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# oh god no!
it'll result in a succession of larger Master/Pet relationship things until eventually there is something so large and bloated that it blocks out, or even, is actually, the sun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Muhaha
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# YES!
WINNAR!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# OH MY GOD HE'S ON A SOURCE OF HEAT/LIGHT/STELLAR MASS EXPULSION
HE WILL SOON BE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Well..........
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# this picture
is suitable for any occasion

now if you don't mind, I have to laugh my head off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *PLONK*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# She's gotta be legal by now
...right?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yes
You may commence fwapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)