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# Why is that so big?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I have NO idea.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# You have jsut stubbled on
My life's mission statement!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I have one queston
Should alarm bells be rightly be going off when you've just dated a girl for a couple of days and she send you a text saying 'Why are you my friend? I ex thought I was horrible'?!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# The answer
is very simply "yes".

Unless it's "no".
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Actually, I say "NO"
I think it's a psychological call for reassurance that you like her.

Or stuff.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Yes seems like a good answer to me!
But if I go for the run a mile option, then so does the finally getting laid option!:P
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Just tell her that:
You "certainly don't think you're horrible, you're a lovely, sweet, amazing woman, and I don't know what I'd do without you"

+ read what I said below
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Is that what you are after?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Sadly I got old
And obtained morals somewhere along the line.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yay! *hugs*
Seriously though it sounds as if she may have "issues".
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# AWWWW It's got a little hat!
Sorry, just suddenly noticed.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I have hats for all occasions
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah well obviously she's not you:P
Anyone that peddles Marmite to the Saffa masses has to be a modern Mother Teressa!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I don't
because it's freely available here.
Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I run a backpackers
I preach the gospel of the Marmite but they've been under satan's foreskin far too long.

I prey for their souls and their toast!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I knew a girl like that
We got on really well, except about once a week she'd send a random text saying 'oh, you don't need to know me, i just upset people'. And then whine that I wasn't talking to her.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Thems are easy to calm down
just keep saying REALLY nice things, but you have to mean them, or it doesn't work.

I always mean it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# You've much to learn, youngling.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I resent that, more than you could ever imagine.
Just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't know how to handle a relationship.

For one thing, I can do pretty much ANYTHING with words, more than most people I know. I've stopped children and adults alike from doing drastic things like killing/cutting themselves.

And I have had plenty of relationships, the breakups having nothing to do how I handled them. I seem to remember my first ended when my (12 year old) girlfriend slept with her ex. SHE WAS FUCKING 12!. (I was 13.)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Aw, bless.
I do understand how much you resent that - I was 14 once as well.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Add on a year.
My age does not take away how much experience I've had.

NEVER bring my age up, it's a cheap shot.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Nonetheless, it is relevant.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# It's only relevant if you put 'ir' before the word 'relevant'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# More of this
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Not unless
you say "because I'm not him, and you're much more special to me than you possible could be to anyone else"

That will make her think 'aww he's so sweet!'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Speaking as a woman
(cos I am one) my opinion is
Yes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# You is not a woman.
You is a laydee.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hmm
Not sure if that is a Little Britain reference and you're implying I'm a tranny.
Naah probably not eh?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# No.
I found the first episode of little Britain to be brilliant, but then the rest were the same.

It was a little like watching the same episode of Monty Python 12 times.

Very disappointing.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)